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An unexpected semi ie a semi engorged male member - based on Henman's semi final count - ie he is not normally expected to get into a semi final.
Fuck me I've got a Henman on!!!!!
by bingo89 April 26, 2006
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2 \'he:n-e-'man-*s\ noun. (modif. of tim henman, fr. MLG he-ma exchange) 1: an engorged male phalus / schlong which is between hard and soft and therefore in a semi state. Originates from English tennis player Tim Henman and his inability to ever make it to the final of Wimbledon. 2: see half staff 3: see lob on.
1: "For fucks sake Darren, you've only got a henman, what the fuck am I supposed to do with that!" Shouted Tracey
by jim December 24, 2004
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Losing from a seemingly impregnable position; snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
In the 2005 champions league final, AC Milan had a Henman.
by Toothpick Bandit May 03, 2010
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