hemmyphobia

the fear of hemorrhoids

*me pooping or doing anal*
My thoughts: Oh no, I'm pushing too hard; I am going to get hemorrhoids. Everybody will know me as the person with a purple jellybean on my wrinkly hole. I must stop this before its too late.
Me: We must depart before its too late.
Them: What?
Me: I have hemmyphobia
Them: Huh?
Me: The fear of hemorrhoids :(

by hemmygirl November 29, 2023

healyphobia

The extreme hatred for or fear of crazy bitches

that crazy hoe scares the shit out of me, i think i got that healyphobia

by TheObamanator155 April 18, 2010

Hemophobia

The phobia of blood.

I fainted at the sight of the blood pouring out of my arm, I must have hemophobia.

by Mar August 28, 2004

homeyphobia

This occurs when somebody is afraid of someone because they are dressed in streetwear. Streetwear typically includes wearing a hat to the side or backwards with the hanging pants low with a large belt of some sort.

Homeyphobia usually affects older people, they usually draw the conclusion that the guys are gang members and/or drug dealers.

My grandma won't go to the mall anymore, she has homeyphobia.

by T-gay October 6, 2006

hammyphobia

The fear of ham.

I have hammyphobia

by patistonmalcommittee March 10, 2021

healyphobia

A fear of the poisonous "healy breath". Can also be commonly referred to as a phobia of wilted vaginal/oral areas.

She tasted so bad it made my healyphobia kick in!

by CunnyFuntIndeed October 4, 2010

Hemophobia

Fear of having your blood donated to another dude and that blood is then swimming around in another guys woody!

Harold: Hey Derek, you gonna donate some of that AB- you tight cunt?

Derek: Nah! fuck you Harold, you know I have hemophobia, innit fam!

by FutureCoachSteve November 5, 2019