*me pooping or doing anal*
My thoughts: Oh no, I'm pushing too hard; I am going to get hemorrhoids. Everybody will know me as the person with a purple jellybean on my wrinkly hole. I must stop this before its too late.
Me: We must depart before its too late.
Them: What?
Me: I have hemmyphobia
Them: Huh?
Me: The fear of hemorrhoids :(
My thoughts: Oh no, I'm pushing too hard; I am going to get hemorrhoids. Everybody will know me as the person with a purple jellybean on my wrinkly hole. I must stop this before its too late.
Me: We must depart before its too late.
Them: What?
Me: I have hemmyphobia
Them: Huh?
Me: The fear of hemorrhoids :(
by hemmygirl November 29, 2023