hemmyphobia

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*me pooping or doing anal*
My thoughts: Oh no, I'm pushing too hard; I am going to get hemorrhoids. Everybody will know me as the person with a purple jellybean on my wrinkly hole. I must stop this before its too late.
Me: We must depart before its too late.
Them: What?
Me: I have hemmyphobia
Them: Huh?
Me: The fear of hemorrhoids :(

hemmyphobia by hemmygirl November 29, 2023

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healyphobia

The extreme hatred for or fear of crazy bitches

that crazy hoe scares the shit out of me, i think i got that healyphobia

healyphobia by TheObamanator155 April 18, 2010

Related Words

hemmyphobia • hammyphobia • healyphobia • Hemophobia • homeyphobia

Hemophobia

The phobia of blood.

I fainted at the sight of the blood pouring out of my arm, I must have hemophobia.

Hemophobia by Mar August 28, 2004

homeyphobia

This occurs when somebody is afraid of someone because they are dressed in streetwear. Streetwear typically includes wearing a hat to the side or backwards with the hanging pants low with a large belt of some sort.

Homeyphobia usually affects older people, they usually draw the conclusion that the guys are gang members and/or drug dealers.

My grandma won't go to the mall anymore, she has homeyphobia.

homeyphobia by T-gay October 6, 2006

hammyphobia

The fear of ham.

I have hammyphobia

hammyphobia by patistonmalcommittee March 10, 2021

healyphobia

A fear of the poisonous "healy breath". Can also be commonly referred to as a phobia of wilted vaginal/oral areas.

She tasted so bad it made my healyphobia kick in!

healyphobia by CunnyFuntIndeed October 4, 2010

Hemophobia

Fear of having your blood donated to another dude and that blood is then swimming around in another guys woody!

Harold: Hey Derek, you gonna donate some of that AB- you tight cunt?

Derek: Nah! fuck you Harold, you know I have hemophobia, innit fam!

Hemophobia by FutureCoachSteve November 5, 2019

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026