hemien 

she’s an amazing, beautiful and kind persons. She will always be there for you no matter what. She’s is able to understand you in a way nobody else can ever do. It’s easy to love Hemien and easy for Hemien to love you too. Just don’t be stupid to hurt her bc she will come back 100x stronger. Forever and Always love Hemien

Person 1: Hemien is so amazing i love her
Person 2: Ik she’s gonna be our bff for life

hemien by abiye November 19, 2023

Heminway 

A term used to desribe someone who is a writer, though more frequently someone who fashions him/herself a writer but really isn't, or is not a very good one; derived from the name Ernest Hemingway, famed American novelist and story writer, but with the "g" removed to give it a colliquial informal feel, suggesting its ironic nature.

Ol' Heminway over there is writing all the time; too bad it's all drivel! That schmuck thinks he's going to be the next great novelist.

Heminway by P'tainz October 7, 2010

faux-hemian 

A person who lives a nominally bohemian lifestyle but has family money to fall back on.

That Virginia Woolf, and the rest of the Bloomsbury Group, are bunch of faux-hemians.

faux-hemian by ealanm October 27, 2007

dance the hempen jig 

To be hanged by the neck until dead. An old pirate term.

If those scalawags catch us, they'll make us dance the hempen jig!

dance the hempen jig by Adolytsi September 2, 2005

hemenway 

Verb: to amble about aimlessly, ignoring those around you.

Noun: one who magnificently combines narcissism, cluelessness, and a knack for falling upward; a powerpoint destroying mush; an overpaid photographer/retreat leader in the guise of a leader.

Worker (walking down hallway): Good morning, boss. How are you?

Boss: (stares blankly at worker and walks past him silently)

Worker: Damn, I just got hemenway'd!

hemenway by Bobby Oso April 17, 2009

Hemingway Solution 

To commit suicide via shotgun blast administered beneath the chin or inside the mouth, as mentioned in Stephen King's novel Dreamcatcher. If the shotgun is particularly long the trigger is often pulled by a toe.

Damn it, why did he have to go and use the Hemingway Solution in my room? Now there's brain matter all over my ceiling.

The old guy in 'The Hills Have Eyes' used the Hemingway Solution.

Hemingway Solution by Shadowhunter_36 September 23, 2008

faux-hemian 

One who imitates the look of bohemians, but is just a poser. A faux-hemian pretends that they just "throw" their messy outfits together, when really it took them four hours at Urban Outfitters.

"Ugh, did you see how hard X is trying to be boho?! She thinks she looks like Mary Kate... but I know she gets up at 5:00 to be ready for school at 7:00. What a faux-hemian!"

faux-hemian by a neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie February 11, 2006