hembo

A straight man who hangs out with lesbians.

Dude, look at that hembo with those two lesbians... he only wishes they were bi.

hembo by jcst April 8, 2008

Hembo

A man who can be extremely annoying and get you into alot of trouble, but on the whole is a good guy

Person 1- shit Hembo is coming

Person 2- fucks sake I cba

Hembo by whatyoulikeyou March 1, 2021

Hambotver 

Something underwhelming and predictable
Origin: recent F1 podiums
Also spelled: HAM - BOT - VER

I knew exactly how the race would turn out. A hambotver once again.

Hambotver by ülkenb October 25, 2020

Hamboning 

Smack your hands against your body repeatedly, mainly the torso to chest area, and continue to smack hands on body and say "hambooooniiinngggg" in Rigby's voice from Regular Show.

Rigby: HAMBONINGGGG
Mordecai: No...
Rigby: HAMBONING WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY!!!! It'll be like "what! you tried to mug me?"
*proceeds to hambone for 20 seconds*
Mordecai: NO! We're not doing that, okay!? Okay!?
Rigby: Fine...

Hamboning by ayyywasupdoe January 28, 2020

Hamboning 

A series of rythmic slaps and pats on the body to create music. Can also be used to fend off muggers.

You finna mug me bro? Hamboning could save your life one day ya know.

Hamboning by Apache99 March 1, 2018

habidasheries and hemoglobin 

A common phrase used by comedian Tony Baker. When something completely out of the odinary or strange happens

What in the habidasheries and hemoglobin is going on here?!

habidasheries and hemoglobin by Dronenpilot February 27, 2019

Hamboning 

A series of rhythmic slaps and pats on the body to create music. Can also be used to fend off muggers

Steven Hickman is the ultiamate hamboner

Rigby: "It'll be all like what, you tryin to mug me? *begins hamboning*"

Hamboning by ShadowTheX September 10, 2010