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1. Bad breath caused by over indulgence in the act of fellatio.

2. The stench of cock on a sluts breath.

Julie was up all night going down on the entire soccer team. She woke up in the morning with a chronic case of helmetosis

helmetosis by Paddy Mac November 8, 2006

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helmetosis

a Disease when a person has high temperature, and he also has a craving to wear a helmet everywhere

I have helmetosis, that's why i'm wearing a helmet right now.

helmetosis by DJ D3N!S August 6, 2007

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hellatosis

(hella'toe`sis) v. Breath so bad it must be from Hell. Beyond Halitosis.

Example 1
Jay: Hey Dave, did you smell Rick's breath yesterday? It was so bad it could have literally melted the paint off a '65 Mustang... From the PRESENT day.
Dave: Dang! That sounds like he must've had some BAD Hellatosis.
Jay: Sounds? You mean smells.
Dave: What? You mean that's not a pile of dead bodies of rotting in the hot sun somewhere?
Jay: If somewhere is in Rick's mouth... then yeah.

Example 2
Robert loves smoking cloves and doesn't care if it smells like a smoldering piss soaked carpet being blown out a butt-hole to other people. He's completely unaware of his hellatosis that can bring a man to his knees, double over and up-chuck his lunch until next tuesday.

hellatosis by auditus maximus December 9, 2008

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haletosis

The condition of having bad breath.

man, that guy's only good when his mouth is closed. He has major haletosis.

haletosis by fuckyoubuddy March 26, 2005

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hellitosis

Combination of "halitosis" and "hell," describing a person's atrocious breath. Only reserved for a truly face-melting and life-disaffirming odor.

Listen, man, don't get to close to Larry. He will KILL you.

What do you mean?

Hellitosis, man. Something died up in his teeth.

hellitosis by Ae5Ea8 March 13, 2015

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helmetitis

Someone who cant help thinking about the (bell-end) of a (penis).

Person 1 - "Omg i just cant stop thinking about touching the (tip)"

Person 2 replies- " You definately have (helmetitis)"

helmetitis by RooBoy69 November 10, 2019

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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