helmetosis

1. Bad breath caused by over indulgence in the act of fellatio.

2. The stench of cock on a sluts breath.

Julie was up all night going down on the entire soccer team. She woke up in the morning with a chronic case of helmetosis

by Paddy Mac November 8, 2006

helmetosis

a Disease when a person has high temperature, and he also has a craving to wear a helmet everywhere

I have helmetosis, that's why i'm wearing a helmet right now.

by DJ D3N!S August 6, 2007

hellatosis

(hella'toe`sis) v. Breath so bad it must be from Hell. Beyond Halitosis.

Example 1
Jay: Hey Dave, did you smell Rick's breath yesterday? It was so bad it could have literally melted the paint off a '65 Mustang... From the PRESENT day.
Dave: Dang! That sounds like he must've had some BAD Hellatosis.
Jay: Sounds? You mean smells.
Dave: What? You mean that's not a pile of dead bodies of rotting in the hot sun somewhere?
Jay: If somewhere is in Rick's mouth... then yeah.

Example 2
Robert loves smoking cloves and doesn't care if it smells like a smoldering piss soaked carpet being blown out a butt-hole to other people. He's completely unaware of his hellatosis that can bring a man to his knees, double over and up-chuck his lunch until next tuesday.

by auditus maximus December 9, 2008

haletosis

The condition of having bad breath.

man, that guy's only good when his mouth is closed. He has major haletosis.

by fuckyoubuddy March 26, 2005

hellitosis

Combination of "halitosis" and "hell," describing a person's atrocious breath. Only reserved for a truly face-melting and life-disaffirming odor.

Listen, man, don't get to close to Larry. He will KILL you.

What do you mean?

Hellitosis, man. Something died up in his teeth.

by Ae5Ea8 March 13, 2015

helmetitis

Someone who cant help thinking about the (bell-end) of a (penis).

Person 1 - "Omg i just cant stop thinking about touching the (tip)"

Person 2 replies- " You definately have (helmetitis)"

by RooBoy69 November 10, 2019