helmet-polisher

A brown-noser; a sycophant.

Jim is always trying to curry favor with our boss; he's a real helmet-polisher.

by Jeff Kane December 4, 2005

helmet polisher

One who is so adept at performing felatio that the head or "helmet" of their partner's dick takes on a shine as if it were polished.

An insult used to define someone as homosexual based on the fact that they are an expert at sucking dick.

Hey man, that little helmet polisher Katie just gave my rod a spit shine!

Hey, fuck off helmet polisher!

by Shaft_Dick August 2, 2008

Helmet polish

1. Naturally occurring vaginal lubricant, produced when a woman is sexually aroused.

2. Artificial lubricant.

1. Man, Sharon was so horny, she was, like, just oozing helmet polish all over me!

2. Damn! Sharon wanted to butt fuck but she didn't have any helmet polish so I had to use spit. Gross!!

by Luftgescheft August 19, 2008

Polish Helmet

In the absence of a condom using saran wrap, vaseline, and a rubber band as a contraceptive.

we were out of condoms so i used a Polish Helmet

by Tommeh9696 December 29, 2021