It's like dry-humping but involving a phone. It's basically a dry run on a phone call. You're not doing it for real. It's when you want to call someone but chicken out and only dial the number but never press Send or never quite finish dialing (if on a non-mobile phone).
by fuckyoubuddy October 18, 2011
Annoying and noisy stadium horn commonly used during the 2010 World Cup games in South Africa. In slang, this means an ANNOYING and/or noisy person. A general jackass.
"That Rajon Rondo was such a vuvuzela at the game against the Lakers tonight."
OR
A: "Why did you guys break up?" B: "OMG. He would not shut the eff up, he was a straight vuvuzela. I was trying to watch Sex and the City!"
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A: "Why did you guys break up?" B: "OMG. He would not shut the eff up, he was a straight vuvuzela. I was trying to watch Sex and the City!"
by fuckyoubuddy June 14, 2010
I was just feeling calimocho when they all decided to leave! One more glass and I would have been drunk!
by fuckyoubuddy August 18, 2010
A version of earrings made by your shoulders. This is when you are so wound up and uptight that your shoulders will not relax and fall to their natural level. So therefore you have shoulder earrings!
by fuckyoubuddy October 30, 2011
It's the name of the soccer player from Spain who headed a nice goal against Germany in the World Cup 2010 Finals. It can be used as a verb to mean giving it your ALL, to rally, to push hard. This Puyol goal was AMAZING and this should become a verb. His goal was the only one in the game and put Spain in the Finals!
I was so tired but puyoled myself together and puyoled a sprint at the end of the race.
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I was trying to defend myself but he was puyoling (hard). *here, hard is just a big underlining. It is almost redundant because to puyol is to push hard anyway!
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I was trying to defend myself but he was puyoling (hard). *here, hard is just a big underlining. It is almost redundant because to puyol is to push hard anyway!
by fuckyoubuddy July 07, 2010
The condition of having bad breath.
by fuckyoubuddy March 27, 2005
An orgasm induced by folding yourself or your partner into interesting origami shapes. This can be yogic but it's really origami. Imagine being twisted and folded and then climaxing. This could be a sequel to the 80s song "Turning Japanese". After he "turns Japanese" (=masturbates), he realizes he'd rather have an origamism and goes out to meet someone!
"How was your night with Eddie?" "OMG he was awesome!! He's really into folding me and making shapes. I had the best origamism ever!"
by fuckyoubuddy October 30, 2011