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A version of earrings made by your shoulders. This is when you are so wound up and uptight that your shoulders will not relax and fall to their natural level. So therefore you have shoulder earrings!
by fuckyoubuddy October 29, 2011
Get the Shoulder-rings mug.An orgasm induced by folding yourself or your partner into interesting origami shapes. This can be yogic but it's really origami. Imagine being twisted and folded and then climaxing. This could be a sequel to the 80s song "Turning Japanese". After he "turns Japanese" (=masturbates), he realizes he'd rather have an origamism and goes out to meet someone!
"How was your night with Eddie?" "OMG he was awesome!! He's really into folding me and making shapes. I had the best origamism ever!"
by fuckyoubuddy October 29, 2011
Get the Origamism mug.I was just feeling calimocho when they all decided to leave! One more glass and I would have been drunk!
by fuckyoubuddy August 17, 2010
Get the Calimocho mug.The condition of having bad breath.
by fuckyoubuddy March 26, 2005
Get the haletosis mug.Stevie Wonder's first girlfriend, in the words of his friends, was a BUGABOO. Stevie thought she was "fine" (because he hadn't developed his blind other-senses yet,) but his friends had to set him straight.
by fuckyoubuddy March 26, 2005
Get the bugaboo mug.This is when you do something bad or act selfishly without taking into account the amazing balance of the universe and forget that Karma is going to come and bite you in the arse. Your fast ass gets chomped badly by Karma as if you're in a film. Hence, Karma Film. Booya!
by fuckyoubuddy October 29, 2011
Get the Karma Film mug.It's like dry-humping but involving a phone. It's basically a dry run on a phone call. You're not doing it for real. It's when you want to call someone but chicken out and only dial the number but never press Send or never quite finish dialing (if on a non-mobile phone).
by fuckyoubuddy October 18, 2011
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