fuckyoubuddy's definitions

Origamism

An orgasm induced by folding yourself or your partner into interesting origami shapes. This can be yogic but it's really origami. Imagine being twisted and folded and then climaxing. This could be a sequel to the 80s song "Turning Japanese". After he "turns Japanese" (=masturbates), he realizes he'd rather have an origamism and goes out to meet someone!

"How was your night with Eddie?" "OMG he was awesome!! He's really into folding me and making shapes. I had the best origamism ever!"

by fuckyoubuddy October 29, 2011

Dry calling

It's like dry-humping but involving a phone. It's basically a dry run on a phone call. You're not doing it for real. It's when you want to call someone but chicken out and only dial the number but never press Send or never quite finish dialing (if on a non-mobile phone).

A: "did you call him yet?" B: "I'll call him tomorrow. So far I've only been dry calling."

by fuckyoubuddy October 18, 2011

Shoulder-rings

A version of earrings made by your shoulders. This is when you are so wound up and uptight that your shoulders will not relax and fall to their natural level. So therefore you have shoulder earrings!

Are you gonna wear hoop earrings or your shoulder-rings tonight? You gots to chill.

by fuckyoubuddy October 29, 2011

Vuvuzela Lips

"Vuvuzela lips" is actually being used by doctors to describe the swollen, bee-stung look of frequent users of the vuvuzela.

The actual condition is not fun to have, but this term can be applied to anyone with big lips, natural or collagen-injected.

Also a nickname for Angelina Jolie or Mick Jagger.

Go look up DSL as well.

A: "Hey you, I got something for your vuvuzela lips."

B:"It better be ointment."

(In this case A's pick up line has been shot down due to B's lack of interest and ACTUAL vuvuzela lip condition. B's not feeling sexy. Otherwise this line is brilliant.)

OR

During a Pyramid game show, the answer is THE ROLLING STONES. A: "Band with vuvuzela lips as lead singer." B: "The Rolling Stones!" C: "That was the fastest clue/response EVER! Congratulations."

ALL THANKS TO THE BELOVED WORLD CUP HORN.

by fuckyoubuddy June 21, 2010

Calimocho

It's a Spanish drink: half cola, half red wine. It's good... But in slang it can mean half sober.

I was just feeling calimocho when they all decided to leave! One more glass and I would have been drunk!

by fuckyoubuddy August 17, 2010

Karma Film

This is when you do something bad or act selfishly without taking into account the amazing balance of the universe and forget that Karma is going to come and bite you in the arse. Your fast ass gets chomped badly by Karma as if you're in a film. Hence, Karma Film. Booya!

"Do you think you'll be friends with him again?" "No... He's got his Karma Film coming at him."

by fuckyoubuddy October 29, 2011

haletosis

The condition of having bad breath.

man, that guy's only good when his mouth is closed. He has major haletosis.

by fuckyoubuddy March 26, 2005