Annoying and noisy stadium horn commonly used during the 2010 World Cup games in South Africa. In slang, this means an ANNOYING and/or noisy person. A general jackass.
"That Rajon Rondo was such a vuvuzela at the game against the Lakers tonight."
OR
A: "Why did you guys break up?" B: "OMG. He would not shut the eff up, he was a straight vuvuzela. I was trying to watch Sex and the City!"
OR
A: "Why did you guys break up?" B: "OMG. He would not shut the eff up, he was a straight vuvuzela. I was trying to watch Sex and the City!"
by fuckyoubuddy June 16, 2010

The condition of having bad breath.
by fuckyoubuddy March 26, 2005

A version of earrings made by your shoulders. This is when you are so wound up and uptight that your shoulders will not relax and fall to their natural level. So therefore you have shoulder earrings!
by fuckyoubuddy October 29, 2011

This is when you do something bad or act selfishly without taking into account the amazing balance of the universe and forget that Karma is going to come and bite you in the arse. Your fast ass gets chomped badly by Karma as if you're in a film. Hence, Karma Film. Booya!
by fuckyoubuddy October 29, 2011

"Vuvuzela lips" is actually being used by doctors to describe the swollen, bee-stung look of frequent users of the vuvuzela.
The actual condition is not fun to have, but this term can be applied to anyone with big lips, natural or collagen-injected.
Also a nickname for Angelina Jolie or Mick Jagger.
Go look up DSL as well.
The actual condition is not fun to have, but this term can be applied to anyone with big lips, natural or collagen-injected.
Also a nickname for Angelina Jolie or Mick Jagger.
Go look up DSL as well.
A: "Hey you, I got something for your vuvuzela lips."
B:"It better be ointment."
(In this case A's pick up line has been shot down due to B's lack of interest and ACTUAL vuvuzela lip condition. B's not feeling sexy. Otherwise this line is brilliant.)
OR
During a Pyramid game show, the answer is THE ROLLING STONES. A: "Band with vuvuzela lips as lead singer." B: "The Rolling Stones!" C: "That was the fastest clue/response EVER! Congratulations."
ALL THANKS TO THE BELOVED WORLD CUP HORN.
B:"It better be ointment."
(In this case A's pick up line has been shot down due to B's lack of interest and ACTUAL vuvuzela lip condition. B's not feeling sexy. Otherwise this line is brilliant.)
OR
During a Pyramid game show, the answer is THE ROLLING STONES. A: "Band with vuvuzela lips as lead singer." B: "The Rolling Stones!" C: "That was the fastest clue/response EVER! Congratulations."
ALL THANKS TO THE BELOVED WORLD CUP HORN.
by fuckyoubuddy June 21, 2010

Stevie Wonder's first girlfriend, in the words of his friends, was a BUGABOO. Stevie thought she was "fine" (because he hadn't developed his blind other-senses yet,) but his friends had to set him straight.
by fuckyoubuddy March 26, 2005

I was just feeling calimocho when they all decided to leave! One more glass and I would have been drunk!
by fuckyoubuddy August 17, 2010
