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Stairway to Heavan

See: Loser cruiser or School

A strange mysterious yellow machine that abducts children from there humble abode but instead of delivering them to a Child Labor law breaking Heavan called "School" it takes them back to there home where they are safe and sound and where everything is right.

Opposite of Highway to Hell
Guy 1: I'm on the Stairway to Heaven!

Guy 2: I'm so glad that I am out of English class and going home on the Stairway to Heavan!

Guy 1: On the Stairway to Heaven!
Related Words
heiva heival Heivar heina heavage hiva heihachi Heifa Heikal heva
"Your toes are hivasic"
Hivasic by Steve Kincaid February 19, 2009
I wish I was a Hiva because they are so amazingly perfect!

I am so lucky to have a Hiva in my life.
hiva by varta November 13, 2004
The sweetest, most beautiful, GORGEOUS girl w/an amazing heart of gold!!!
Aww she's so incredibly Hiva, I love her!
hiva by Sahar November 9, 2004

Heevahava 

1. The farmhand given the job of holding the bull's penis during the collection of semen
2. Dolt or idiot
As a boy growing up in Pennsylvania Dutch country, we all knew that a heevahava was one of the worst jobs we could get.
Heevahava by Wired reader March 31, 2004