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heisey
Having ones nuts in a vice. When ones girlfriend will not allow guy to particpate in guy activities, namely drinking and more drinking because she is not involved.
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heisey • Henry Heisey • heisenberg • hersey kiss • heiney • Heisenbones • Heisendate • heisenhoe • heiser • heisy
heisey
to attempt to hug a member of the same gender and fall down in the process, often as a result of mass consumption of alcoholic beverages and/or being egged on by persons of the opposite gender
"I am severely bruised from heiseying Katie on the dance floor."
"Guuuuuuurl, you heiseyed flat on yo face last night!"
"Guuuuuuurl, you heiseyed flat on yo face last night!"
heisey by kaitiscool February 2, 2009
Henry Heisey
Someone who has the bluest balls in the world, because he's in a relationship with a small dominating asian woman; abnormally white, loves jerking off to video games.
Is he in a relationship with an asian girl? Damn I hope he won't turn into a Henry Heisy.
That dude playing MK11 is such a Henry Heisey.
That dude playing MK11 is such a Henry Heisey.
Henry Heisey by assknacker May 13, 2019
Heisenberg
The alter ego to the character Walter White in the beloved Breaking Bad tv show. The term Heisenberg was originally used by Walter as a way of concealing his identy so no one know that he was Heisenberg, but soon the name Heisenberg became a legend in it of itself as the characters Crystal Methampetamine (referred to as blue sky occasionaly because of its blue color) and perhaps the world’s highest chemical purity (generally ranging in the late 90%) and by the end of the show (Spoilers) Heisenberg is often used to mock Walter due to the complete and utter collapse of his drug empire.
Heisenberg by magickiwi56 September 30, 2018
pull a Heisenberg
pull a Heisenberg by hhhhhhfhgg December 23, 2012
Heisenberged
The act of being utterly dominated; either verbally, physically, or intellectually by Bryan Cranston aka. Walter White aka. Heisenberg.
Heisenberged by trevortheclever May 19, 2010
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