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heinemann

A very creepy man, stares at little children with pleasure and teaches a shitty Chemistry class. Usually drives a white van and has a plain goatee. Somehow married to a woman that’s obviously younger than him
That Heinemann keeps staring at my kids
by fukniglets September 13, 2017
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heismannin

Facebook keeps HEISMANNIN my picture uploads
by lizguitarlessons November 19, 2015
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Heismanned

To get denied in the most firm and unequivocal way. This definition arises from the look of the college football trophy with the player holding his hand out as if denying someone.
Shit! All of my college choices Heismanned me! Now I'll have to work in Glory Hole Alley with Nathan!
by Jolly Old Saint Prick March 14, 2003
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Heinecant

When you drink too much Heineken and you are unable to obtain an erection or ejaculate.
"I drank to much Heineken at the bar I pulled a Heinecant when I got home with Sally."
by Dekman August 26, 2006
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heitmannized

an accelerated state of intoxication which causes one to part take in unreasonable activities and destructive behavior.
Chris and Jay were soo heitmannized after the game, they jumped the fence and charged the field.
by Tim Mooney November 7, 2006
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hedemann

(Adj.)

Contraction formed from the words 'he is the man'.

Originally derived from a mural (graffiti) painted (in the late 70's) on a wall in Australia . The mural depicted the face of a young Jesus like character and the words 'he de mann'.

It has been argued that the words underneath the mural do not refer to Jesus but to the name of the actual artist; hence, the funny spelling of the words.

Furthermore, it has been argued that the actual picture is not a Jesus representation but a self portrait.

Currently the word hedeman (or hedemann) it is not used in a Christian context but to indicate that a particular person is exceptionally good in a particular field, sport, etc.

There has been instances in which the first four letters of the word have been used to denote the excellence of something or someone (regardless the person's sex); for example, hedecar, hedeboy, hededog, hedegirl, etc.
are you trying to compare yourself with Mr. X? You know that hedemann!
by ReX Deus September 7, 2007
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Heinzman

Derived from the son of Zues meaning skilled train maker. Second cousins to the Heinz fortune, unfortunately left out of the will due to a tragic smelting accident.
Do the Heinzman on that ho!
by carahh September 23, 2010
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