Heinecant

When you drink too much Heineken and you are unable to obtain an erection or ejaculate.

"I drank to much Heineken at the bar I pulled a Heinecant when I got home with Sally."

Heinecant by Dekman August 26, 2006

heinemann 

A very creepy man, stares at little children with pleasure and teaches a shitty Chemistry class. Usually drives a white van and has a plain goatee. Somehow married to a woman that’s obviously younger than him

That Heinemann keeps staring at my kids

heinemann by fukniglets September 13, 2017