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HegartyMaths 

A maths website run by a big nonce called Collin Hegarty. Gives many children Hegarty depression. Collin was also probs a sweat at school. It it is also believed that most maths teachers have shrines dedicated to him in their cupboards.
HegartyMaths gave me freaking cancer last night.
HegartyMaths gave me freaking cancer last night.

Hegarty maths

Hell! Run by Collin hegarty and should be shut down immediately.
Guy1: bye got to do hegarty maths
Guy2: same my teacher set me 5 MORE TASKS BECAUSE I DONE THEM IN 1 MINUTE!!

Hegarty Maths

A website for learning that gives you brain cancer. Most maths teachers worship Collin Hegarty for creating a torture device. p̨l ea̵se, ̕m͟r ͠sm it҉h. h́e̢lp͢ m̢e ̕és̶c ape f҉rom͠ t͢h͘e dar̀knes͝s̵
Teacher 1: Hey, did you hear about Hegarty Maths?
Teacher 2: Yeah! It's amazing and the children love it
Hegarty Maths by spoon spoon February 2, 2021

Hegarty Maths

Good old Colin saving our lives because all maths teachers are trash.
Hegarty Maths aka the man with a plan to save our future
Hegarty Maths by davey-buzz February 8, 2021

HegartyMathsYouTWber

HegartyMaths is a website that secondary schoolers normally use and is used for of course maths if you need help this man sounds like a youtuber then sometimes doesn't help you but waste your time and if you don't do your hw then youll have 34 fricken tasks
HegartyMaths:Hello its Mr Hegarty here
Me:HegartyMathsYouTWber?

Hegarty Maths

A educational website run by a multimillionaire bell-end known as colin hegarty. He is the cause of suicidal lessons and straining all of your blood, toil, tears and sweat into a fucking equation
Hegarty Maths gave me diphtheria last night
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