heccle

a mean person

you heccle!

heccle by BiggieBackPackBoi November 19, 2018

HK (Heckler & Koch, H&K) 

Firearms manufacturer located in Oberndorf, Germany. The company leads the international firearms industry in modern and technologically advanced equipment.

In existence little more than 50 years, HK has become the world's preeminent manufacturer of tactical police and military firearms.

HK (Heckler & Koch, H&K) by Eric Fisher July 11, 2003

heckler 

a person who says shit while someone is trying to do stand-up comedy to screw him up cuz he's an asshole or if the act completley sucks.

The heckler screwed the comedian over.

Bill cowan is a fat ass

heckler by Anonymous May 15, 2003

Hecklebreckel 

A total clusterfuck that very often makes you late

Sorry I’m late, total hecklebreckel right before I left

Hecklebreckel by Yep2121 April 8, 2019

Heckler & Koch USP 

A double action, polymer framed, semi automatic pistol manufactured by Heckler & Koch GmbH of Germany. Availible in .40 Smith & Wesson, 9x19mm Parabellum, and .45 ACP. There are many variants, including: The USP Compact (which, in addition to the three calibers mentioned above, is availible in .357 SIG), the USP Expert, USP Match, and USP Tactical. The USP was also the basis for the Mk23 Mod 0 SOCOM .45 ACP pistol. Many seem to think the only availible USP is the .45 ACP Tactical model, probably due to the fact that they know little or nothing about ANY guns not featured in some game called Counterstrike, if they even know that there are guns that EXIST outside those used in Counterstrike.

The Heckler & Koch USP is a rugged, reliable service pistol very well suited for military and police applications, as well as recreational shooting.

Heckler & Koch USP by JoeBob August 31, 2003

House Heckler 

1. A politician who openly heckles, threatens or attacks the President of the United States on the House Floor during a joint session of Congress.

2. Any person who brazenly violates the code of civility and decorum of the U.S. House of Representatives, especially elected officials.

3. Rep. Joe Brown of South Carolina, who yelled "You lie!" at our first African-American President during his speech on health care to Congress on Sept. 9, 2009. (Brown's contention that the proposed health care reform bill would somehow insure illegal aliens was later deemed false on both FactCheck.org and Politifact.org.)

"Did you ever meet Joe Brown? He's that infamous House Heckler who called Obama a liar on the floor of Congress during a speech by the President."

House Heckler by Peter Kobs September 10, 2009

Kekle-heckle 

1) noun: a person who laughs at comedians loudly to annoy or distract the audience, usually both.
2) noun: a cluster-fuck of random bullshit said by an autistic thing or a primitive black monkey when they see some other inanimate object after being a lonely fuck for a long time. The noise is actually quite similar with the sound of moose orgasm.

T ͙̫̬͙̳̈̓̅̆̄̍h̶̭͓̭̼̟̣̝̖̟̔͑̎̆̏͘ͅõ ̧̡̧̜̭̯̠͔̪̩͓̆͂̽͂̌̉͘͝ş ̪̙̜̙̠̠͆ẻ̵͕͙̮̖̦͎̭̳̥̀̉͠ͅ ̧̡̪̅̔̿͝p ̳̠̯̰̻͖͍̏̋̀ơ ̲͎̞̙̖̝̰̰̠̗̟͜ò̴̡̨̨̮̺̼̫̭͈͕͎̻̙̯͖̂r̵̨̧̧͍̤͖̫͎̬̘͓̮̫͆̏̍̈͂̅̎̔͐̀͆̕͘͠ ̴̨͔͙̳̠̜͎̯̔̅̑̈́̔̀̀̈́̆̓̉̕͝ͅM̵̱̺͈̔̈͒͐͛̏̌̋̈̓̚͠F̴̛̺͕̙͚͍̯͋̑̇ͅs̶͕͇̳̻͋͒̽̊͛̈̈́̚͝͝

Keemstar is often prone to kekle-heckles. Like when he said “alex is doing this shit, cause he is a fucking monkey!!!”

(The gif below if cool)

Kekle-heckle by ☣SUPA THICC BOIZ☣ July 15, 2018