heathum

Something that is really gay and smells bad.

Bob; You are heathum...
Jane; *runs off crying*

heathum by WH173H4xX02 September 21, 2007

heathus christ 

After legendary actor Heath Ledger died, he came to be Heathus Christ. His followers attend the Church of Heathus Christ Ledger-Day Saints.

'Our Lord and Savior Heathus Christ came to be one day on ONTD. His disciples come from all walks of life for Heathus Christ shows all the light.'

"Heathus Christ! Don't do that again, you scared me!"
"My Dear Lord Heathus Christ, please save me from this life."

heathus christ by A fellow Heath-en August 22, 2008

headhumper 

Slang for the headcrabs in Half Life 1 and Half Life 2.
Headcrabs latch onto the victims head and turn him/her into a zombie, hence the name headhumper

"Look out, headhumpers!"

headhumper by lawzer February 7, 2005

Billy Heathmier 

The kid right down the street from you who took your hot wheels when you were eleven and won't give them back

Billy Heathmier is such a jerk.

Billy Heathmier by Just read my dictionary April 27, 2020

fucking headhumpers 

Small crab alien from the game half-life/half-life2 they can turn humans into zombies by humping the guy/girls head with its beak (WTF) the were called that in the popular ____'s mind sieries on you tube by Barney the security gaurd

Barney the security gaurd: fuck you tiny crab basterdes I I'm just gonna call you head humpers from now on now were'd you go ... AGH FUCKING HEADHUMPER die die die die die.
Dame you fucking headhumpers

fucking headhumpers by 6611nitro July 17, 2009

heathus christ 

Heath Lindsey fist name mixed with Jesus Christ. Used by his crazy fans to give an immortal and divine statut to the actor, since his death in January 2008.

“omg did you celebrate heathus christ??”

“YES! i had the best day worshiping them!”

heathus christ by shigurefucker December 11, 2021

heathuary 

A pseudo-month existing between December and January that is allotted to specific employees for the purpose of extra paid time-off.

"I'd also like to create a new month between December and January and take that off as well.

It would be called Heathuary"

heathuary by gpower November 6, 2018