To perform an act so grotesquely wrong, it is classified as heathenry.
Also kept to describe the worst things in the world, a descriptor for awful things like the word 'moist', pineapple on pizza and walking around outside with wet socks during rain.
"Did you see the latest fad out where all guys are piercing their ballsacks with sparkly jewellery and walking around with them hanging out of their jeans? Absolute heathenry".
Also "you thought pineapple on pizza was bad? I just ate strawberries and sausage gravy on a pizza!" "What, why? That is absolute heathenry behaviour"
an obnoxous & sweet girl who's reallyreallyreally thin and likes to spit popcorn at people and eat chunky chocolate pudding. She flirts with too many guys, not on perpose tho. You should all love her because she's amazing. The end.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!