heathpark 

when someone plays all the games for a certain team

wow, that guy has done a heathpark this season

heathpark by Craig December 9, 2004

heatharrrrgh; omgørtiz  

the most interesting/luckiest person in the world.

"hey you know that girl heatharrrrgh; omgørtiz ? shes the luckiest person in the world!!"

heatharrrrgh; omgørtiz by ben Ø dover December 22, 2008

heathuary 

A pseudo-month existing between December and January that is allotted to specific employees for the purpose of extra paid time-off.

"I'd also like to create a new month between December and January and take that off as well.

It would be called Heathuary"

heathuary by gpower November 6, 2018

Heath Park Donger 

A select clan of Scottish cretins who are rumoured to be as well endowed as an overgrown weavel. Said clan sit around in the suburbs of Glasgow drinking moonshine and playing a homosexual game called ball-tig.

Also defined as Scottish males who have overinflated opinions of their midgets thumb.

Q: "Barry, fancy a game of ball-tig with me and the rest of the Heath Park Donger's?"

A: "Alreet there lad, aye, show us yer swingers"

Heath Park Donger by windmill June 17, 2009

Heartspark/Soft 

The most amazing person a boy could hope for. Beautiful, smart, funny and sexy. Has an amazing ass, and it tastes pretty good as well. Love of your life.

She's such a heartspark/soft

Heartspark/Soft by Verts November 21, 2018

heartsparkle

A fluttery feeling in your heart akin to finding diamonds after a while of strip-mining. You might feel a heartsparkle when seeing your crush, petting your dog, or just enjoying your life enough to get giddy about it.

Hey have you seen Bethany today? Yes, she always gives me a little heartsparkle.

heartsparkle by xd rice January 16, 2024

healthpack 

(in fighting games) Someone who is so weak that people use them to regain health.

"ez mutt free healthpack"

healthpack by grippaisgrippy May 1, 2025