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heatharrrrgh; omgørtiz  

the most interesting/luckiest person in the world.
"hey you know that girl heatharrrrgh; omgørtiz ? shes the luckiest person in the world!!"

heathuary 

A pseudo-month existing between December and January that is allotted to specific employees for the purpose of extra paid time-off.
"I'd also like to create a new month between December and January and take that off as well.

It would be called Heathuary"
heathuary by gpower November 6, 2018

Heath Park Donger 

A select clan of Scottish cretins who are rumoured to be as well endowed as an overgrown weavel. Said clan sit around in the suburbs of Glasgow drinking moonshine and playing a homosexual game called ball-tig.

Also defined as Scottish males who have overinflated opinions of their midgets thumb.
Q: "Barry, fancy a game of ball-tig with me and the rest of the Heath Park Donger's?"

A: "Alreet there lad, aye, show us yer swingers"
Heath Park Donger by windmill June 17, 2009

Heartspark/Soft 

The most amazing person a boy could hope for. Beautiful, smart, funny and sexy. Has an amazing ass, and it tastes pretty good as well. Love of your life.
She's such a heartspark/soft
Heartspark/Soft by Verts November 21, 2018

heartsparkle

A fluttery feeling in your heart akin to finding diamonds after a while of strip-mining. You might feel a heartsparkle when seeing your crush, petting your dog, or just enjoying your life enough to get giddy about it.
Hey have you seen Bethany today? Yes, she always gives me a little heartsparkle.
heartsparkle by xd rice January 16, 2024

healthpack 

(in fighting games) Someone who is so weak that people use them to regain health.
"ez mutt free healthpack"
healthpack by grippaisgrippy May 1, 2025
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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