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They stunned her, and stripped off her garments, and lastly
They stuffed her inside a kind of a pod;
And then it was that Millicent Frastley
Was sacrificed to The Insect God.
heathe by Rolfy May 10, 2004

Haywards Heath 

A shithole in Sussex, home to alcoholics and traffic.
Haywards Heath is a shithole don't go there
Haywards Heath by thelad32222 August 18, 2023

Heatsexual 

a gacha heat dumb shit who says they're part of the lgbtq+ comunity but they're not. they just want to say the f slur
Person1: hey i'm coming out to you...
Person2: Omg you are so valid and loved! i will support you no matter what! so.. what is your sexuality/ gender?:)
Person1: Heatsexual!
Person2: lmfao no *beats Person1*
Heatsexual by JoeTazunasGf January 16, 2021

Heather chandler 

She is a mythic bitch.
Heather chandler, she is a mythic bitch
Heather chandler by Mello💔 June 29, 2018

Heather Morris 

Amzing actress, dancer and singer. The best triple threat in the world. Super hot and can turn straight girls gay, and gay men straight. The girl with the never ending legs!
That girl can dance. She is such a Heather Morris.
Heather Morris by thegleek17 July 19, 2013

heatsexual 

dumb fucks who do heat in any game who are so desperate to join the lgbtq+ community
P1: I'm coming out to you today.
P2: cool! i'll be here for you no matter what, what do you identity as?
P1: heatsexual.
P2: I take everything i just said back you fucking disgrace
heatsexual by rando_muffin January 19, 2021
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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