heathed

Getting caught treating your dick as an amusement park with your motivation being your mother.

" Hey Dude, last night I got heathed by my girlfriend right when I was gonna blow my spunk".

by Phat Boys April 1, 2004

Heath

Heath is a name for a guy with brown hair, pretty eyes, sometimes wears glasses, gorgeous smile and has a very nice penis with excellent sexual powers.

Oh wow, I never thought I'd see a dick as hot as Heath's.

by titsrnicer February 3, 2010

Heath

Heath is a kind,hot, loving and caring person. He has brownish hair with amazing brown eyes and he is one of kind. He is funny, smart, he is a fantastic boyfriend and would do anything for you. If you are dating a heath don't ever let him go. You will regret it.

Girl1- "who's that??"
Girl2- "back of heath is my boyfriend."
Girl1 and Girl2 fighting in the backround.

by Knowledge!! November 22, 2017

Heathed

Getting fucked up to the point of passing out or dying naked on:

1. Ambien
2. Vicodin
3. Whiskey

Or a combination of all three. Roots are Australian and Heath Ledger.

Man it was a tough week, I'm getting Heathed tonight.

by The Adam January 25, 2008

Heath

A handsome joy of a gentleman

Wow my life is better because of Heath. I’m so grateful we met all those years ago!

by A.beautiful.intelligent.girl October 1, 2023

Heath

The one guy that our can actually trust about 75% of the time who won't bitch about shit

"Heath is better than Marcus he doesn't bitch as much"

by Demonking19 October 10, 2016

Heath

Proper noun refering to an oversized penis.

Omg! Your not putting that Heath inside me. What kind of a slut do you think I am?

by Tall Dude 1981 June 9, 2015