heart-boner

Name: heart-boner Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 32.95 USD
Availability: InStock

To be overly joyed and extremely excited...in the chest.

Chi: I just saw the dark knight.

Aadhie: so?

Chi: I...I..I got a Heart-boner!

Aadhie: What the crazy?...What did you get?

Chi: a HEEEAAARTT-BOOOONNEERRR!

Aadhie: dontuuchmee!

heart-boner by michael chi October 13, 2008

Words you can keep

Heart Boner

The cardiac equivalent of a penile erection. This is often caused by an overabundance of love felt which resulted from an emotional stimuli, rather than a physical stimuli which is often the case with a penile erection.

In other words, your girl (or boy) does something so cute/thoughtful that you feel a surge of swoonfulness, often causing a rush of blood to your chest and an overall feeling of being wooed.

My girlfriend gave me a hockey t-shirt today which gave me such a heart boner.

Heart Boner by LawSchoolNerd January 20, 2009

Related Words

heart-boner • heart • heart breaker • heart eyes • Heart Stopper • heart attack • Heart-Shaped Box • Heart Eater • heart of gold • Heart-on

Heart Boner

when someone says something really cute and your heart starts beating fast. normally causes a rush of blood to your heart just like a normal boner.

me: omg i was talking to austin last night and he gave me the biggest heart boner.
lexie: omg you guys would have the cutest babies

Heart Boner by baml1234 April 21, 2019

Heart boner

The fluttery feeling you get in your chest when someone says something that makes you just wanna fuck em

"I love you" is an example of something that may resent in an instant heart boner

Heart boner by Thefatty May 23, 2017

heart boner

When an individual does something nice for you or gives you a compliment.
Usually used with close friends and family. Can be used in all different scenarios.

Friend 1: So I got you some pizza because I know you have been feeling pretty sad lately.
Friend 2: You have given me a heart boner. Thank you!!

heart boner by sandyroses June 21, 2018

heartboner

What happens when you dig someone, and it's more than just a physical attraction, it's a boner of the heart.

When J. wrote about how she was ready to fall in love, B. said he got a heartboner because, well, they kinda dig each other.

heartboner by monkeepie May 14, 2009

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026