Washington Apples

A reference to the testicles of Washington boys.

Girl: I wouldn't mind sucking on his Washington Apples.

by LawSchoolNerd March 12, 2009

Heart Boner

The cardiac equivalent of a penile erection. This is often caused by an overabundance of love felt which resulted from an emotional stimuli, rather than a physical stimuli which is often the case with a penile erection.

In other words, your girl (or boy) does something so cute/thoughtful that you feel a surge of swoonfulness, often causing a rush of blood to your chest and an overall feeling of being wooed.

My girlfriend gave me a hockey t-shirt today which gave me such a heart boner.

by LawSchoolNerd January 20, 2009