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Jossi

The most beautiful woman ever to walk the Earth, although she doubts it. The most EPIC pianist in town, and can probably beat you up, even if she is small and Asian. She is suicidal, and needs a little love.... If she loves you she will never let go.
Jason:” WOW, Jossi is so hot!”
David:”Back off she’s mine.”
by Trash bag in the bathroom December 27, 2019
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Jossi

A surprising, yet substantial raise.
Lord have mercy, I got a Jossi!
by Peder Herlin Solberg September 11, 2005
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jossi joint

Involves a Backwoods (preferably Honey Berry) blunt wrap, ripped to size of the joint paper, then licked on the inside of the joint paper. The whole things is then rolled as a regular joint with the weed inside the combined wrap paper.
Yo homie just picked up a pack of Russian cream backwoods and some raw papers. Nice let’s roll a Jossi joint.
by TtttttttttBbbbbbbbbLllllllllKk December 21, 2017
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Jessica Jane

This name sounds like Western but is used in Indonesia. Sadly, this name is not used positively but negatively. They're not even Muslims but keep using Islamic terms (i.e. astaghfirullah) to harass Muslims. That's why Muslims don't like them.
Jessica Jane has very smelly feet that no one loves.
by austinlim July 10, 2022
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jossillysi

A type of person that is a bitch
She a thot jossillysi
by Lewd nigg March 19, 2020
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jessie paege

The most wonderful human ever. She makes YouTube videos about Ratatouille and equality.
I Stan Jessie Paege *slams hand on table*
by A.rat.for.ratatouille May 31, 2018
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Jessica Capshaw

She's a marmade who left the fairytailes, an amazing, flawless, beautiful angel sent from heaven who is also a sex god.

One minute she is cute as a button, the next, she is supermegafoxyawesomehot.

Her existence proves that God does indeed exist, and he is one bad ass mo' fuckah.

She has the most super magic smile in the whole word and she should win a million awards for her insane talents.

She is a life ruiner and If you believe that perfection doesn't exist you should think about Jessica Capshaw.

She makes straight girls go gay and gay men go straight.
She also makes Ovaries explode and then you wanna have her babies.
Lea: Who's that blonde hottie on Grey's Anatomy?
Emma: Jessica Capshaw of course!
by Ttte123 October 16, 2011
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