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When a person has a heart attack and a mild to severe stroke at the same time. This is the number one killer of african americans and overweight people.

Got damn, if you keep eating all dem fried porkchops, you gonna have a damn heartastroke!!!

heartastroke by poolpimp November 10, 2008

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HeartaStroke

A heart attack and stroke combined. Due to multiple overwhelming situations that occurred in back to back interval.

Her dog was killed. She failed her exam. She gained 20 lbs & her husband was a cross dresser after all of these problems Sydney had a HeartaStroke.

HeartaStroke by Jupiter Jupiter August 8, 2022

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Heartastroke

To have a heart attack and stroke at same time.

You scared me so bad you almost gave me a heartastroke

Heartastroke by Marcaidus July 18, 2024

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heatstroke

n. 1. Collapse caused by exposure to excessive heat. 2. Vigorous unlubricated masturbation resulting in varying degrees of friction burns.

Heatstroker. n. One who heatstrokes.

I got heatstroke from runnin in the sun yesterday.

Fuck the lube! I'm a heatstroker.

heatstroke by Miryam Websta April 26, 2004

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Alaskan Heatstroke

An Alaskan Heatstroke is when you invite a girl over on a chilly fall night for a quiet evening of star gazing, secrets, and herbal tea. You sit her down outside and once the tea boils pour it directly down her throat. When the ensuing scream occurs, stuff your dick down her throat for an extra toasty treat on an cold night.

I gave my girlfriend an Alaskan Heatstroke on the last day of Fall.

Alaskan Heatstroke by ShakeSicle April 6, 2009

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Heatstroke in the Hot Tub

A condition marked by fever or unconsciousness due to excessive exposure to hot water.

My friend Jed had a heatstroke in the hot tub and was admitted to the hospital.

Heatstroke in the Hot Tub by Doctorjed March 4, 2019

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Heartstroke

an act where a penis is used to rub against a heart, effectively stroking it. May be a fetish.

"Oh man i can't wait to heartstroke again i love her so much!"

"dude... she's dead..."

"..huh?"

Heartstroke by IcedCoffeeBaconOil November 24, 2019

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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