Heart Surgery

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Something that apperently to Jeffree Star isn't that bad. ILY Jeffree!!!

Heart Surgery Isn't that bad Chorus

Come on.. Let's get out of here
I wanna take your hand and disappear
Come on.. Let's get out of here
I whisper in your ear.. "I wanna..."

Heart Surgery by Emmy FO SHO January 22, 2009

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heart surgery

something that i hope i won't have to get

My body has been feeling weird lately for 6 weeks with short breath and chest pain. I am concerned about heart failure and if i need heart surgery.

heart surgery by jarsubo January 9, 2026

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Bi-pass heart surgery

An extreme form of conversion therapy, intended to cure the bi-curious and turn them straight.

Arriving home in Wichita from Princeton for the summer, Amber confided to her devoutly Methodist mother that she was equally in love with her 'friends' Jason and Jennifer. Shocked, and too unworldly to know that this was a transitory phase for many of the girls in Amber's class, her mother whispered the threat of bi-pass heart surgery to make her normal again.

Bi-pass heart surgery by Monkey's Dad February 28, 2020

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open heart sergery

A large Vagina.

She has been fucked so many times, it looks like she had open heart sergery.

open heart sergery by 4-10 December 3, 2003

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Open Heart Sergery

A large, Loose, Vagina

She has been fucked so much it looks like she had open heart sergery.

She's so loose, she must have had open heart sergery, gross.

Open Heart Sergery by junner December 3, 2003

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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