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heart surgery

My body has been feeling weird lately for 6 weeks with short breath and chest pain. I am concerned about heart failure and if i need heart surgery.
heart surgery by jarsubo January 9, 2026

Bi-pass heart surgery 

An extreme form of conversion therapy, intended to cure the bi-curious and turn them straight.
Arriving home in Wichita from Princeton for the summer, Amber confided to her devoutly Methodist mother that she was equally in love with her 'friends' Jason and Jennifer. Shocked, and too unworldly to know that this was a transitory phase for many of the girls in Amber's class, her mother whispered the threat of bi-pass heart surgery to make her normal again.

open heart sergery 

She has been fucked so many times, it looks like she had open heart sergery.
open heart sergery by 4-10 December 3, 2003

Open Heart Sergery 

She has been fucked so much it looks like she had open heart sergery.

She's so loose, she must have had open heart sergery, gross.
Open Heart Sergery by junner December 3, 2003
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019