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heart balm 

A class of common law love crimes largely extinct but that generally would be awesome to be convicted of. Includes breach of a promise to marry, seduction of an unmarried female (sex under false pretenses of marriage), alienation of affections (persuading a married person to hate their spouse), criminal conversion (civil tort of adultery), and jactitation of marriage (pretending to be married to someone you're not).
Nick became eminently more popular after being convicted of heart balm for seducing Aaron's mom.
heart balm by barbored July 17, 2009

Heartbarming

A combination on heartwarming and heartbreaking. When something is really sad but also really sweet.
Wow, that elderly guy Phillip just told Jaiden that his momma had big plans for him. That’s so heartbarming
When you're doing the right thing for love, any kind, and these mofos are out there projecting and you normally play hardball, but stakes are higher for love, you play heartball
The accountant is being crazy again, going to have to play heartball for grandma 👵
heartball by Sarasyo March 10, 2024