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Hurtball
Is someone who's always broke, tries to front like their
somebody but are nobody. They roll around in unpaid cars
or cars that are borrowed from their mother or girlfriend.
They are always leaching off other people to live and owe
everyone money. Their favorite line is "Yo bro can you
cover this for me" or "Hey babe, lend me a 20". This
particular character does not work and wears shitty cloths.
When his girlfriend tries to leave him, his argument is
"You're gonna leave me because I don't have lots of
money" and then guilts her to pay for all his shit. So he
can sit around and be a hurtball.
somebody but are nobody. They roll around in unpaid cars
or cars that are borrowed from their mother or girlfriend.
They are always leaching off other people to live and owe
everyone money. Their favorite line is "Yo bro can you
cover this for me" or "Hey babe, lend me a 20". This
particular character does not work and wears shitty cloths.
When his girlfriend tries to leave him, his argument is
"You're gonna leave me because I don't have lots of
money" and then guilts her to pay for all his shit. So he
can sit around and be a hurtball.
That guy is a HURTball
Hurtball by Crazy Dragons for life July 10, 2010
Related Words
play hardball
To play hardball means you are going to get really serious.
To not hold anything back. To go all-out.
To not hold anything back. To go all-out.
That bastard hasn't paid me back the $100 he owes me. I'm gonna play hardball now.
I wouldn't mess with the principal if I were you. He knows how to play hardball.
I wouldn't mess with the principal if I were you. He knows how to play hardball.
play hardball by $@^!&$# October 20, 2008
hardballer
The AMT Hardballer was a clone of the Colt M1911 made by the now defunct arms manufacturer Arcadia Machine and Tool. It fired .45 ACP rounds and was also available in a Longslide model with an extended barrel.
Arnold blew the shit out of people with a laser-scoped Hardballer Longslide in the Terminator.
Agent 47 of the Hitman game series uses customized twin Hardballers as his signature weapons.
Agent 47 of the Hitman game series uses customized twin Hardballers as his signature weapons.
hardballer by Teh one who knows all November 10, 2006
Herbally Enhanced
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Q:Why?
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A: I prefer the term "herbally enhanced."
Q:Why?
A: Food tastes better. Music sounds better. Colors are more vivid. My body feels better. Life is good!
Herbally Enhanced by Herb McKerb November 3, 2009
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