heart attax

What you experience whenever da annual IRS statement and/or local property-assessment bill arrives.

I always live extra-frugally and set aside a healthy emergency-fund; besides making good business sense, this diligent practice also largely safeguards against heart attax every year.

heart attax by QuacksO February 25, 2023

Sheer Heart Attack 

Sheer heart attack is Killer queens second bomb which is heat-seeking and will kick your ass

Sheer heart attack slowly drives towards heat to explode

Sheer Heart Attack by NOT Akibi April 30, 2019

Cream Pie Heart Attack 

receiving a cream pie then having a heart attack out of excitment

Big Dylan grabbed me by the ass cheeks and creamed in me hard!!! Shortly after i had a heart attack from the pleasure of his juice inside me!!!
Cream Pie Heart Attack !!!

Cream Pie Heart Attack by Tortilla69 July 11, 2016

Heart Attack Handjob 

Administering a handjob during a rollercoaster ride. The combined adrenaline from the coaster ride as well as the handjob itself can bring about a severely fast pace in heartbeat, potentially leading to a heart attack among older men and weak boys, and maybe even the squat woman performing them.

My chest is killing me after she jerked me off on The Demon, I thought my heart was going to explode during the heart attack handjob.

Roberts not talking to me anymore since Mary gave me the heart attack handjob and i sprayed him in the face.

Heart Attack Handjob by Ashley the Amazing August 16, 2007

Heart-attack juice 

A named used for canned energy drinks containing lots of sugar and taurine such as Monster, Rockstar and red bull that people associate with heart attacks.

Mason: You look tired, James
James: Yeah, I could do with some Heart-attack juice

Heart-attack juice by The Milkyboy April 19, 2014

heart attack on a plate 

A termendous pile of greasy food that is all served on one plate. Quite likely to be seen at buffet restaurants.

*Nick D and one of his friends from the ghetto are out dining at the Golden Corral*

Nick D: *accidently spits out his drink while alarmed by the sight of a morbidly obese man serving himself pounds of fatty meat on a single plate* Holy shit, yo check out that niggapotamus over there serving himself a whole heart attack on a plate!
Nick's homie: I see that. Daaayum, that be one fool who needa check himself before he wrecks himself with that metric shitload of grease.
Nick D: Yeah I bet that sucka's soon gonna need an ox cart to carry his Jabba the Hutt ass around.

heart attack on a plate by Mark H September 23, 2004

heart attack lever

The attachment underneath most common office chairs used to raise or lower the chair's height, or when pulled out, to make whoever will sit in it next look like an idiot. When the lever is in, the occupant can recline to a reasonable distance. When this lever is pulled out however, the unwitting fool will recline way further than thought possible, causing this person to experience the feeling of falling. This may result in, but is not limited to: accelerated heart rate, loud outbursts of curse words, loss of colon control, and (according to a study I just made up) over 1000 heart attacks per year.

Frank: "Holy @$%#!"
*office laughter*
Frank: "Who the hell pulled the heart attack lever out on my chair?!"
*silence*
Alex: "Does something smell like zoo poo?"

heart attack lever by I'mTotallyNotDave October 5, 2010