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adj. 1) to become so inebriated that ones feels they are close to death (riding in a hearse); 2) to be thoroughly damaged or destroyed by a one-time event, person, or object
1) "let's get hearsed tonight!" drunk; 2) "i got so hearsed by my history final"; improper use: things greater than a one-time event, such as "i got hearsed by my childhood
hearsed by buff.jacobs April 10, 2008
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hearsefest 

The all funeral car gathering created by Just Hearse N Around. Based in southeast Michigan, starting in 2001. Is considered the largest annual collection of hearses, combinations, and flower cars used in funeral services.
If you are looking to buy a used hearse, you should look at going to Hearsefest.
hearsefest by M.T.Skull13 August 24, 2019

Amber hearded 

The act of defecating on your significant others bed
Damn I just got amber hearded by my ex. On my good cotton sheets too.

cold hearted bitch 

A cold hearted bitch is a person who has gone through a lot of stuff, a person who seemed to care about others too much and received nothing but disrespect and bad shit in exchange. By that the person switched up, he/she stopped caring about anything they kept everything to them selves and showed no type of emotions
"She's been treated like shit so many times, she became a cold hearted bitch"

light-hearted 

a moment where there's humor and having fun
There's nothing wrong with being light-hearted at times to break the formality.
light-hearted by Gerard Irick March 6, 2010

glass-hearted 

having a heart that gets hurt at the slightest umbrage; haveing a heart that breaks easily.
It is said that women are glass-hearted.
glass-hearted by uttam maharjan August 28, 2012

pee-pee hearted

A term used to define whiney or unnecissarily sad people. One tends to become pee-pee hearted when 1)They do not get their way, 2)when they are in a bad mood, and 3)They are weepy.
Don't get all pee-pee hearted on me
pee-pee hearted by Hanz-B July 30, 2008