health sci 

Student in McMaster University's Bachelor of Health Science (Honours) program. Pretentious to the extreme and may verbally abuse people from other faculties. All are medical school hopefuls and would murder their next of kin for a spot in a medical school.

Not really street smart.

"That health sci over there has an A average but doesn't know how to cross the street without his/her mother."

or

The health sci said, "Don't worry I'm almost a doctor!" after 2 months of his first year of undergrad.

health sci by Mark71728 March 28, 2008

health sci 

People who get upset when they cannot obtain a 12 in non-health sci courses, so much so that they cry to the professors. Synonym to penis-head.

I once overheard a health sci while speaking to a professor about a 9 on a test, "Are you serious that you won't change my grade to a 12? *begins crying* But I ALWAYS get 12's!"

health sci by non-health sci April 1, 2009

Massachusetts College of Pharmacy and Health Sciences 

A school where there is zero freedom, for kids who want to go into the health profession, where AP score sheets get lost everyday (but it doesn't even matter because they don't accept AP credit). The actual size of the school is about the size of your house. At this wonderful institution there is no gym, no pool, no sports teams (except cheerleading), no bookstore, no cafeteria, and barely enough dorms for the freshman alone. That's why we mooch off of all the other schools around us.

The student body is 70% composed of GIRLS, and of the 30% of guys that go here, only a good third of them are cute... and that is why the girls have to march all the way to Wentworth to mooch off THEIR guys.

The school is very health conscious and so they make sure their students get 10000 shots before school starts, give out free flu vaccines occasionally for extra precaution, put weird things into our food so we "don't get food poisoning" and give out kleenex and hand sanitizer in their Welcome Back To School gift-bags! GO MCPHS!

Teacher: So where are going to college?
Kid: MCPHS
Teacher: What's that stand for?
Kid: *long sigh and deep breath* Massachusetts College of Pharmacy and Health Sciences!
Teacher: Oh.. that sounds nice..

Massachusetts College of Pharmacy and Health Sciences by Mandarthum September 2, 2009

Health Scied 

The act of being caught up in an assignment/essay/test and becoming worried, anxious, stressed and panicked unnecessarily because of the influence of your peers even though the assignment/essay/test isn't a big deal.

"I'm totally freaking out about this essay"
"Whatever, I'll finish it later tonight"
"Ya good idea, maybe I've just been health scied"

Health Scied by CovertLOL January 19, 2010

Queen's Health Science 

A program within the University of Queen's University. Full of hardworking individuals who are actually smart, unlike McMaster.

Queen's Health Science: We've got actual classes unlike Mac with a yoga course SMH

Queen's Health Science by CrypticStudent September 21, 2021

Health Science Student

A person who, while gifted in the art of chemistry, biology, and other bodily issues, knows the most exotic women a campus has to offer. What separates a male health science student from the Average Joe on campus is the ability to know nothing on how to talk to a woman, without presenting himself as a complete idiot. The given effect of this is second hand embarrassment to both parties in the conversation, plus any bystander within a ten meter radius.

That health science student over there is making a complete idiot of himself in front of that beautiful woman. Now I've got second hand embarrassment.

Health Science Student by DELTA-GUNNER April 12, 2013

bayside health sciences academy 

the health sciences academy is full of privileged, melodramatic people that turn their nose up at everyone not up to their standards. there's no guys in the academy and the girls treat the 5 guys that actually go there like they are gods on earth. other than that, its pretty cool. The medical teachers are dope and super great at teaching. Don't come here for the social scene is all I'm saying, but you'll have some hella good medical teachers

"where you going to school next year?"
"im going to bayside health sciences academy"
"okay just don't act like a pretentious asshole and you'll be fine"

bayside health sciences academy by mbvbitch July 3, 2021