heainz
Person 1: tf is that guy over there eating mayo. . . while I think he's coding??? complete nerd L
Joe: OH I THINK ITS HEAINZ
Joe: OH I THINK ITS HEAINZ
heainz by hearth1616 April 24, 2022
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Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz
From the Disney cartoon, "Phineas and Ferb". He often compiles schemes using more complicated measures than necessary to move one step closer to controlling the Tri-State Area. However, due to clumsiness, forgetfulness, or a lack of thinking things through, he is doomed to a humorous defeat at the hands of his sharp-witted arch-nemesis, Perry the Platypus, a secret agent for a network of undercover animals.
"We have reports that Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz is building another one of his machines , though we don't know exactly what he plans to use it for. Go find him and put a stop to this, Agent P!"
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz by tick_tock February 3, 2018
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heinz 57
Used to describe a person who is a mixed blood of many nationalities, also for a dog that is a mix of many breeds.
heinz 57 by Russell Berry August 16, 2004
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Heinz Doofenshmirtz
A character on Disney's TV show, Phineas and Ferb. He has incredibly illogical plans to take over the tri-state area. He also purchased a certificate that says he is a doctor. In a nutshell, "He gets waaaaay too much alimony".
Heinz Doofenshmirtz by Chungalunga choo choo December 16, 2012
Heinz Sight
Heinz Sight by MittensButItsNotTaken September 22, 2017
Heinz-57
Someone who is mixed with 2 or more different nationalities; completely mixed with various ethnic backrounds.
Girl 1: I'm just straight up white, how about you?
Girl 2: Me? I'm a Heinz-57. I don't know half of my backround!
Girl 2: Me? I'm a Heinz-57. I don't know half of my backround!
Heinz-57 by bloodymarie April 15, 2010
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Heinz beans by Heinz😝 December 1, 2019
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