heainz

a really big computer science nerd who loves mayo and eats it with a spoon on a minutely basis

Person 1: tf is that guy over there eating mayo. . . while I think he's coding??? complete nerd L
Joe: OH I THINK ITS HEAINZ

heainz by hearth1616 April 24, 2022

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Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

From the Disney cartoon, "Phineas and Ferb". He often compiles schemes using more complicated measures than necessary to move one step closer to controlling the Tri-State Area. However, due to clumsiness, forgetfulness, or a lack of thinking things through, he is doomed to a humorous defeat at the hands of his sharp-witted arch-nemesis, Perry the Platypus, a secret agent for a network of undercover animals.

"We have reports that Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz is building another one of his machines , though we don't know exactly what he plans to use it for. Go find him and put a stop to this, Agent P!"

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz by tick_tock February 3, 2018

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heinz 57

Used to describe a person who is a mixed blood of many nationalities, also for a dog that is a mix of many breeds.

That guy has irish, italian, french, native american, and african in him, so he's a heinz 57

heinz 57 by Russell Berry August 16, 2004

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Heinz Doofenshmirtz

A character on Disney's TV show, Phineas and Ferb. He has incredibly illogical plans to take over the tri-state area. He also purchased a certificate that says he is a doctor. In a nutshell, "He gets waaaaay too much alimony".

My name is Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Heinz Doofenshmirtz by Chungalunga choo choo December 16, 2012