head-job

A head-job is a quickie jack-off that a guy does when he stands at a urinal and jacks off.

Sometimes, between classes, I just have to give myself a head-job!

by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021

head job

Oral sex.

She gave me a head job.

by mikeg.com October 10, 2002

head job

the reason a guy would fadunk(see fadunk)a slut(see slut)

this girl gave me a head job last night and i got kinky and fadunked her

by random thoughts August 14, 2003

head job

for a hairdresser to preform a service.

'I have 15 minutes till my next head job, better oil my sissors'

by kellypp October 16, 2005

head job handles

A pair of pig tales on a girls head, giving you handles to hold onto while recieving a blow job.

Oh that was the best head job ive ever got, she had head job handles and i could just skull fucker her at my control!

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

bag over the head job

is said when u want to fuck a woman who is so fucking ugly but has a fine body, i.e huge chebs nice pun, and lovely legs that you would love to be between!

dude 1:oh dude she has got huge chebs
dude 2:and her legs r fukin stunning
dude 1:its a shame she is so fucking ugly
random dude: defo bag over the head job!!

by Allan Galeziewski July 23, 2007

Irish Head Job

When you slap your dick against a person's forehead and get off due to the friction

This girl offered me a blow job but I turned it down and asked for an Irish Head Job insted because she had a big forehead

by Hobo_JoJo August 8, 2022