Headjobber

An individual who enjoys sucking,licking, swallowing and ultimately caressing penises with her mouth, tongue and teeth. Usually of female gender. Degrading herself, physically and socially to her knees in a way which correctly assumes she is below the worth of human status and deserves to be where she put herself..on her knees. Mainly applicable to girls who have performed this recreational act more then once and usually do.

Kayla : What's the go with Goslinga ?
Alexander : She's a renowned headjobber !

by Karma At Its Best July 8, 2011

Headwobbler

a person who has got ahead of themselves to the point where their head wobbles a touch whilst walking

Triple M's James Brayshaw has become a headwobbler by selling badges and action shots of himself at the North Melbourne shop

by DiNardo June 28, 2010

Handjobbery

General nonsense, tomfoolery or foolishness. May have a negative connotation when used in regards to foolishness of others that you are not a part of. Can also used to describe a waste of time.

I am tired of all the handjobbery around this place!

by kmoiscool February 17, 2009

Handjobbery

When a man is accosted on the street by one or more women who proceed to grab his junk while stealing his wallet or other valuables.

Dad can you send me a couple hundred dollars, I was the victim of a brutal handjobbery in Costa Rica.

by sandman913 September 28, 2013

headbobber

A song or album that is so good, you can't control yourself and have to bob your head to it

"have you ever listened to the JetSet Radio OST? it's such a headbobber!"

by ICOMMITPEDOPHILIA April 12, 2024