When a high-ranking official with a notably bald head has to publicly deny knowledge of a scandal they definitely knew about. The shinier the head under the press conference lights, the bigger the lie. Often characterized by excessive sweating, dramatic hand gestures, and promises to "investigate" things they've been CC'd on for years.

The Mayor called a bald head press conference to explain how he 'just learned' about the corruption in his own administration. His head was so shiny you could see the reporters' reflections.

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Head Pressure

Synonym for head: oral sex.

I woke up with some head pressure yesterday

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Indian Headress

Basically its were you BUST a NUT on a girls forehead (while shes sleeping) then place a red skittle in the middle of her forehead.

guy:"Hey, why does your forhead look like a glazed doghnut and whys there a skittle in the middle?"

girl:"my boyfriend gave me the Indian Headress lastnight while i was sleeping!"

guy:"HAHA you fucking whore!!"

girl : *cries*

Indian Headress by Cameron & joey November 23, 2010

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indian headdress

Sexual deviant term. When one ejaculates, shits, and pisses in one's underwear, then runs up behind another person and puts them on his/her head.

Johnny gave Jim an indian headdress.

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Headdress

A mullet belonging to a female

Have you seen Jake's mom's new haircut? That hillbilly broad got herself a HEADDRESS!!!

Headdress by Krist-stain July 25, 2011

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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