head press

when you bench press a girl while she is giving you head.

i head pressed her so i could get a little work out and get head.

by micro July 25, 2008

Head Press

When you bench press a girl while she is giving your head.

I head Pressed her so i could get a work out and get head.

by matt schafer July 28, 2008

Bald Head Press Conference

When a high-ranking official with a notably bald head has to publicly deny knowledge of a scandal they definitely knew about. The shinier the head under the press conference lights, the bigger the lie. Often characterized by excessive sweating, dramatic hand gestures, and promises to "investigate" things they've been CC'd on for years.

The Mayor called a bald head press conference to explain how he 'just learned' about the corruption in his own administration. His head was so shiny you could see the reporters' reflections.

by Caia Tech July 1, 2025