Headdress

A mullet belonging to a female

Have you seen Jake's mom's new haircut? That hillbilly broad got herself a HEADDRESS!!!

by Krist-stain July 25, 2011

indian headdress

Sexual deviant term. When one ejaculates, shits, and pisses in one's underwear, then runs up behind another person and puts them on his/her head.

Johnny gave Jim an indian headdress.

by omg sheepies March 30, 2004

car seat headrest

indie rock band for gay people

I want will toledo from car seat headrest to step on me

by squp December 9, 2020

car seat headrest

a sutile form of saying you are either gay and furry OR you have never felt the touch of a woman

-dude i love car seat headrest!
-damn you should look for a therapist

by regiregiregi December 6, 2020

headless fart

Fart without head;

fart escaping from the male love tunnel not fully intact, therefore breaking the bubble that fart was contained in, and releasing excessive amounts of noxious and sometimes even toxic gas.

More often used as a derogatory analogy to describe a person who gives away information, data, codes, secrets or anything else that was not meant to be known between friends and/or acquaintances, creating issues, rumours, innuendo, panic, hysteria and/or inadvertently dobbing said individuals and/or groups into each other or authorities.

"He's a headless fart for letting every one online know about the party tonight!"

by Porky Pawn August 5, 2020

Car Seat Headrest

An American indie rock band made for gay furries, by gay furries.

Dude 1: Yo! Did you hear the new Car Seat Headrest EP?
Dude 2: No, I'm more of a Weezer guy.

by gayfurry420 September 18, 2021

headdesk

When your head connects with your desk. Often used in online chat as an expression of frustration or disappointment.

Person 1: Does anyone know the webmaster's email address?
Person 2: Wutz a wbemastr???
Person 1: ....the person who designed this website...
Person 2: o.
Person 2: Wutz a email adress??
Person 1: ..........
Person 1: *headdesk*

by Dotted Line August 3, 2005