hdoom

Doom Porn

“I caught bob masterbating to hdoom, funniest shit I’ve ever seen. I’ve never heard a grown ass man scream so much.”

by Idontgiveashitbro July 6, 2022

Hooman

A mispelled word for human, mostly used when a cat "complains" to its human owner, or doing unusual stuffs

Look hooman! I sleep on ur bed so ur gurlfrend iz sneezing wen she iz wit u

by DogeItensifies March 18, 2015

Hoomba

Also known as Human Roomba

It’s that thing of when you put a midget on a skateboard and it slides around on your floor eating garbage

"I think we need to get a new hoomba, this one is getting lazy."

by Midge T. August 22, 2012

Hoomba

A human roomba — A midget on a skateboard that slides around on your floor eating garbage

My hoomba is getting fat... 'bout time to trade him in.

by cbd July 27, 2012

hooman

When a doggo is talking to human

look hooman i boop a do

by The Max Core August 24, 2017

hooman

what parrots, doggos or cats call humans

look hooman, i eat my seebs

now look, hooman! i am a skatebirb!

by the cooler penguin27 September 29, 2020

Hooman

Hooman is often what pets say instead of human. They usually use it when there asking for something from you.🐶🐱🐹

Cat: Where's me food hooman!

by Greencat38 October 27, 2020