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Happily Doomed:
Describes the state of knowing you are instantly doomed by something out of your control, but happy with the thrill it brings. It's knowing there's a risk, but the Dopamine hit is too good to turn down.
Often associated with falling in love ... or that moment you let go of that rope / step out of that plane etc. when your dumb mate double-dog dares you to.

The feeling often happens on the day of your wedding.
Commonplace with the ADHD urge of MUST DO IT NOW!
Man, I'm Hoomed and on a roll!
Don't just Hoom it, pack your own parachute.
Yeah, he Hoomed it once too often but was buried a happy.
Hoomed by Squirrel Radio November 20, 2024
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hoomed out

The condition of being, acting, or looking gay. Started when someone decided to run with the common misspelling of the word "homo".
1) You're looking pretty hoomed out right now.
2) I want nothing to do with your hoomed out tendencies.
hoomed out by slangmaster123 December 27, 2007

Hooked the cables to 

Phrase that is a euphemism for someone controlling, brainwashing or having some type of powerful influence over another person. Phrase can be either stated in a jokingly manner or dead serious.
Ever since Johnny began seeing Betsy, a master manipulator, he had become a different person. He became very distant and standoffish towards all of his friends. I believe old girl done went and hooked the cables to our poor dumb friend. I guess the power of pussy is a real thing.
Hooked the cables to by Nikki Stixx October 29, 2020

hooded dangler 

n. an impressive flaccid dong with ample foreskin.
“Have you ever seen a hooded dangler up close?”
hooded dangler by H. Bruce Washington November 17, 2020
Being totally in love or addicted to someone.
We went on a date last night and I am totally hooked
Hooked by Legitunderstandings July 13, 2016

hooked on ebonics 

Near exclusive use of black street slang and especially use of black street talk by pathetic 'wannabee black' whites.
Joe is totally a cretin, dude. We were talking to this sweeeeeeet chick and right away he is slinging this albino Puff Daddy rap on her. She was like rolling her eyes and looked at me like...'who is this hoooked on ebonics fool?'
hooked on ebonics by Mo Dixley August 5, 2005
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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