During
fellatio, depending on the amount of pubic hair of the partner receiving the oral pleasure, ‘Greek Hayfever’
may afflict the one giving the oral pleasure.
This is a condition where the excess of pubic hair causes irritation of the nose and eyes, inducing hayfever symptoms.
Symptoms
may include: -Watering or itchy eyes
-Redness or swelling of the eyes
-Running nose
-Sinus irritation
In bad cases, the one giving oral pleasure
may expel air forcibly and spasmodically through the nose and mouth, resulting in a great
deal of mess (through build up of unwanted mucus on the male genetalia), discomfort and awkwardness.
Dude, I heard you gave Jenny a bad
case of
Greek Hayfever?
Yeah man, it was horrible, she sneezed all over my
junk!