Definitions by drusopher

Flip Tuck 

A man's act of hiding his erection by flipping it up and tucking it into the waist of his pants. You flip tuck to conceal your boner, just like people conceal their flaws with a Nip Tuck.

Jim: "Did you see that hot ass girl on Nip Tuck last night?"
John: "YES! Holy shit, I had a boner all day. I had to Flip Tuck every time I left a class!"

Flip Tuck by drusopher January 25, 2009

fratress 

A girl that hooks up with Frat Guys all the time. Like a mattress, she spends every night under a frat boy.

I was the first one to put a stain on that Fratress. --Nooch

fratress by drusopher March 4, 2008

fraterniture

A girl that hooks up with Frat Boys all the time. Like the furniture in a frat house, she spends all her time under frat boys.

That Michelle girl had sex with too many frat boys. She is definitely fraterniture.

fraterniture by drusopher March 4, 2008

anti-disiac

The opposite of an aphrodisiac. Something that turns you off really bad, like bonerkill. You may be having a raging hard-on in class daydreaming about Scarlet Johanssen's titties, and then you see the fat asian chick in front of you scratch her ass and smell her finger. Eww, anti-disiac.

Also, may be something that you think about to get your boner to go down, or stop you from having sex.

(Austin Powers being felt up by fembots): Cold showers... MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY!! <==That's a good anti-disiac.

Megan: I just talked to Nooch, and I think I want to be a lesbian now. He's such an anti-disiac.

anti-disiac by drusopher March 4, 2008

noochbag 

One who embodies all characteristics of being an italian douchebag.

Get that noochbag out of here! He smells like rotten spaghetti sauce and statutory rape!

noochbag by drusopher March 4, 2008

hay fever

when a black man prefers white women. similar to jungle fever or yellow fever.

you see all those white blond girls Andre keeps hooking up with? man, he's got a bad case of hay fever.

hay fever by drusopher February 26, 2008