During fellatio, depending on the amount of pubic hair of the partner receiving the oral pleasure, ‘Greek Hayfever’ may afflict the one giving the oral pleasure.

This is a condition where the excess of pubic hair causes irritation of the nose and eyes, inducing hayfever symptoms.

Symptoms may include: -Watering or itchy eyes
-Redness or swelling of the eyes
-Running nose
-Sinus irritation

In bad cases, the one giving oral pleasure may expel air forcibly and spasmodically through the nose and mouth, resulting in a great deal of mess (through build up of unwanted mucus on the male genetalia), discomfort and awkwardness.

Dude, I heard you gave Jenny a bad case of Greek Hayfever?

Yeah man, it was horrible, she sneezed all over my junk!

Greek Hayfever by Nick & Owen December 17, 2007

Related Words

hayfever • Greek Hayfever • Hollywood Hayfever • Man hayfever • Urban Hayfever • HEYFEVER • Hwy Fever

Hollywood Hayfever

This condition of runny nose and irritated nasal passage is caused by excessive use of Nose Beers/Nosé/Devils Dust/Charlie. Symptoms closely resemble Hayfever.

Oh man, I hit the nosé really hard last night with partying with Barry, Graham and Wayne. The four of us had a terrible case of Hollywood Hayfever!

Hollywood Hayfever by MenOf September 21, 2017

Man hayfever

Like normal hayfever but it has manned up and is deadly to men... Kinda...

Guy says "Fuck I feel like death"
Girl says " its just hayfever"
Guy says "ITS MAN HAYFEVER, IM ACTUALLY DYING"

Man hayfever by Fatguywhat June 6, 2014

Urban Hayfever

When a patron has snorted drugs and begins to sneeze in the bar.

Patron: 'sneezing'
Bartender: Urban hayfever playing up?

Urban Hayfever by Bad Panda NZ April 28, 2019

Hay fever

Where people suffer really bad and they sneeze all the time their eyes go puffy itchy and watery and they are just ill

John-“ ow my eyes are really itchy and I can’t stop sneezing”
Susan-“maybe you have Hay fever John”

Hay fever by Tommyboyyy June 27, 2019

Hay Fever

Only being sexually attracted to hicks.

Andrew: "Ally keeps staring at Shay's John deere shirt"
Danielle: "Thats because she has Hay Fever."
Andrew: "Ohhhh."

Hay Fever by lolmtnameisnorma November 6, 2012

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026