hayfever 

See hell. A condition virtually unheard of 200 years ago. Something not enough research is being done on

I am suffering right now ..... =(

hayfever by hayfever sufferer June 7, 2004

Greek Hayfever 

During fellatio, depending on the amount of pubic hair of the partner receiving the oral pleasure, ‘Greek Hayfever’ may afflict the one giving the oral pleasure.

This is a condition where the excess of pubic hair causes irritation of the nose and eyes, inducing hayfever symptoms.

Symptoms may include: -Watering or itchy eyes
-Redness or swelling of the eyes
-Running nose
-Sinus irritation

In bad cases, the one giving oral pleasure may expel air forcibly and spasmodically through the nose and mouth, resulting in a great deal of mess (through build up of unwanted mucus on the male genetalia), discomfort and awkwardness.

Dude, I heard you gave Jenny a bad case of Greek Hayfever?

Yeah man, it was horrible, she sneezed all over my junk!

Greek Hayfever by Nick & Owen December 17, 2007

Hollywood Hayfever 

This condition of runny nose and irritated nasal passage is caused by excessive use of Nose Beers/Nosé/Devils Dust/Charlie. Symptoms closely resemble Hayfever.

Oh man, I hit the nosé really hard last night with partying with Barry, Graham and Wayne. The four of us had a terrible case of Hollywood Hayfever!

Hollywood Hayfever by MenOf September 21, 2017

Man hayfever 

Like normal hayfever but it has manned up and is deadly to men... Kinda...

Guy says "Fuck I feel like death"
Girl says " its just hayfever"
Guy says "ITS MAN HAYFEVER, IM ACTUALLY DYING"

Man hayfever by Fatguywhat June 6, 2014

Urban Hayfever 

When a patron has snorted drugs and begins to sneeze in the bar.

Patron: 'sneezing'
Bartender: Urban hayfever playing up?

Urban Hayfever by Bad Panda NZ April 28, 2019

Hay fever

Where people suffer really bad and they sneeze all the time their eyes go puffy itchy and watery and they are just ill

John-“ ow my eyes are really itchy and I can’t stop sneezing”
Susan-“maybe you have Hay fever John”

Hay fever by Tommyboyyy June 27, 2019

Hay Fever

Only being sexually attracted to hicks.

Andrew: "Ally keeps staring at Shay's John deere shirt"
Danielle: "Thats because she has Hay Fever."
Andrew: "Ohhhh."

Hay Fever by lolmtnameisnorma November 6, 2012