hawkmeister 

A cry of joy, especially at the moment of orgasm.

"Ogod, I'm cumming, don't stop, right there please please please, OH YES, OH HAWKMEISTER!"

hawkmeister by Hawkmeister650 October 17, 2008

Hangmeister 

A hangover from too many Jagermeister shots or Jagerbombs.

Jei: "Man, you look rough! Did you go out last night?"
John: "I feel like a truck drove over me! The Jagermeister was flowing like a river last night!"
Jei "Oi, a hangmeister!"

Hangmeister by jei-9 November 9, 2006

handmeister 

One who uses his hands so dexteriously that he has mastered every way to masturbate.

My middle school son has become a handmeister in my basement.

handmeister by Sommersby May 13, 2017

Hunkmeister 

A meister of hunkiness; a person (typically male) who has mastered the art of being a hunk. Incredibly handsome, debonair, dreamy, etc. Popular with 14-year-olds. 100% legitimate, hip slang that teenagers totally use.

Opposite of "dweebmeister".

"What a totally phat babe!"
"Yeah, he's a real hunkmeister!"

Hunkmeister by DrFrizzy November 4, 2012

huckmeister 

Mountainbiking or freeride snowboarding term for someone who's good at throwing themselves off cliffs and landing a blinder.

That Bourdon bloke, he's a proper huckmeister.

huckmeister by WA May 14, 2004

Hickmeister

A person who gets hickeys from hot guys with lightning hair at parties. This usually happens whilst the person is highly intoxicated. They are also known to vomit whilst intoxiacted and randomly burst into tears and are constantly stalked by people with crazy eyes. K.P.

Lou: OMG! look at those hickeys!

Kaity: Oh yeah i got them from Blaine at Hayleys party

Lou: You Hickmeister!

Hickmeister by Mitchnipples February 14, 2009