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Fuckmeister

The go to guy in porn movies. These guys are usually well hung, can perform sex acts in many various positions, and usually supply the actress with large amounts of ejaculate during the money shot.
Peter North is a real Fuckmeister he can bang a girl for 15 minutes or longer and blow a huge blast of cum during the money shot.
Fuckmeister by James T. Dean January 4, 2009

Hunkmeister 

A meister of hunkiness; a person (typically male) who has mastered the art of being a hunk. Incredibly handsome, debonair, dreamy, etc. Popular with 14-year-olds. 100% legitimate, hip slang that teenagers totally use.

Opposite of "dweebmeister".
"What a totally phat babe!"
"Yeah, he's a real hunkmeister!"
Hunkmeister by DrFrizzy November 4, 2012

hawkmeister 

A cry of joy, especially at the moment of orgasm.
"Ogod, I'm cumming, don't stop, right there please please please, OH YES, OH HAWKMEISTER!"
hawkmeister by Hawkmeister650 October 17, 2008

cuckmeister 

Meister of the cucks, what did you think?
"Hey, have you seen John?"
"Yeah, the cuckmeister went to his girlfriend"
cuckmeister by Kaekle May 13, 2017

Hickmeister

A person who gets hickeys from hot guys with lightning hair at parties. This usually happens whilst the person is highly intoxicated. They are also known to vomit whilst intoxiacted and randomly burst into tears and are constantly stalked by people with crazy eyes. K.P.
Lou: OMG! look at those hickeys!

Kaity: Oh yeah i got them from Blaine at Hayleys party

Lou: You Hickmeister!
Hickmeister by Mitchnipples February 14, 2009

Hunchmeister 

A person that partakes in sexual intercourse more often than others.
Bro, they have ‘bout 10 kids together, they’re some hunchmeisters”
Hunchmeister by Lilpapabean500 December 10, 2024