Hauled 

Messed up, withered, generally in a mental or physical state of being outside of what would be considered healthy, sober, or sane.

Something or someone that is outside of the norm.

Wow, that guy is so hauled

Hauled by Stiffyyy April 8, 2008

Hauled Balls

To speed; going faster than what is considered the norm.

"Holy shit Batman! That dude just hauled balls passed us! Let's go catch that fucker! Bahahahahaha"

Hauled Balls by DviousV April 29, 2011

hauled boogie 

Getting out of somewhere quickly.

Somebody was shootin' at me so I hauled boogie

hauled boogie by SVF November 20, 2013

hauled-over

an unmentionably ugly individual who undergoes a serious makeover.

that bitch musta got hauled-over, cuz she is FFFINE now!

hauled-over by Lo September 1, 2008

hauled a train

When a girl or guy sleeps with a bunch of men or women at the same time; when it isn't a threesome or foursome

Man 1: Yo I heard Jake had four girls over last night
Man 2: Yeah he probably hauled a train, you know how he is

hauled a train by Schmoody October 16, 2017

ashes hauled 

Relief from sexual tension. Getting laid, getting off.

Mandy, I need to get my ashes hauled. Can you help me?

ashes hauled by Octopod November 8, 2003

Keel Hauled 

A punishment aboard a ship or boat in which the offenders arms are tied to two seperate ropes. He is then thrown off of the ships bow and hauled under the ships keel (bottom) from bow to stern. Ships keels are covered with barnnicals which are sharp ans shred skin. Half the sailors do not survive this punishment due to drowning or loss of blood.

The Ships Bosan's Mate is going to be keel hauled by the Captain for stealin rum.

Keel Hauled by Captain Slappy August 2, 2008