hattle 

A hairy specimen of a man, usually with a balding head and disgusting feet.

"Eeew, look at that hattle, somebody needs to give him a pedicure, a backwax and a kick in the ass."

hattle by Krittle May 6, 2008

Hatley Chair 

A Hatley Chair (also known as a "Hatley" or a "Tampa 7's Throne") is the sad, slightly undersized single chair placed in the corner of a cheap motel room near the bed. The Hatley is were the cuckolded husband sits idly browsing his phone while his wife gets plowed raw by a train of better men.

Husband: I wish this Hatley Chair would recline.
Wife: *gags on another dude's bare penis*

Hatley Chair by Godtrunk Inribis May 20, 2023

Hattiesburg Handgun 

receiving fellatio or a hand job and ejaculating clear over your partners head and back into their ass crack, butt hole, or vagina.

" I think I got Allison pregnant yesterday."

"Bro, what the fuck! I told you to always use a condom!"

" I didn't bang her. I shot her with the Hattiesburg Handgun."

(high five)

Hattiesburg Handgun by Handy Man Dan March 4, 2011

mad hatter 

Someone who is crazy.

You're acting like a mad hatter, for goodness sake.

mad hatter by Ereck Flowers August 22, 2018

Hattie 

A beautiful young lady who is talented, smart,and very funny. She has the best sense of humor and is the life of the party. She sometimes can be a bit of a wallflower and doesn't say anything. But with the friends she does have, they love her. You do not want to make her mad.

"Look at her with her humor and all her friends. She is so awesome."
- "Well duh man- she's Hattie."

Hattie by rainbowunicorn77 April 13, 2015

douche hatted fuck monkey

A person who exceeds the limits of douche baggery. Often times used to describe the most hated person in a class or group of people.

Mike drank all my booze and didn't pay a dime for it. He's such a douche hatted fuck monkey

douche hatted fuck monkey by Kidl154 September 10, 2014

hair hatted houligans 

A word coined by comedian Tommy Sotomayor describing a ratchet female, typically exhibiting bad behavior in public,mostly criminal and wears hair weave. The identifying characteristic of this weave is that it looks obviously unnatural and fake making the weave look like a hat rather than her real hair.

1)News report-shows mugshots of women with blond wigs on in news report. Viewer says "Them hair hatted houligans were caught shop lifting at Walmart".

2)Store owner to cops-"Three hair hatted houligans had a big fight and tore up my Waffle House!!! Get them outta here,arrest them all!"that

3)Simps standing on corner at liquor store staring lustfully -"Those two hair hatted houligans with all them kids got some big asses, lets go holla at them bitches!"

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hair hatted houligans by redbonegal September 15, 2013