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douche hatted fuck monkey

A person who exceeds the limits of douche baggery. Often times used to describe the most hated person in a class or group of people.
Mike drank all my booze and didn't pay a dime for it. He's such a douche hatted fuck monkey
douche hatted fuck monkey by Kidl154 September 10, 2014

hair hatted houligans 

A word coined by comedian Tommy Sotomayor describing a ratchet female, typically exhibiting bad behavior in public,mostly criminal and wears hair weave. The identifying characteristic of this weave is that it looks obviously unnatural and fake making the weave look like a hat rather than her real hair.
1)News report-shows mugshots of women with blond wigs on in news report. Viewer says "Them hair hatted houligans were caught shop lifting at Walmart".

2)Store owner to cops-"Three hair hatted houligans had a big fight and tore up my Waffle House!!! Get them outta here,arrest them all!"that

3)Simps standing on corner at liquor store staring lustfully -"Those two hair hatted houligans with all them kids got some big asses, lets go holla at them bitches!"

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hair hatted houligans by redbonegal September 15, 2013

hair hatted hooligan 

a woman (typically black) who wears a lot of weave in her hair
Guy 1: yo you see that bitch with the weave?

Guy 2: we call that a hair hatted hooligan

cowboy hatted 

If a person puts his or her cowboy hat on you that means they’re claiming you. You’re theirs now. This could also mean that they are planning on taking you home.
Did you hear that John cowboy hatted Sarah at the party the other night?
To be one-upped.
I mentioned that I had been working on my breaststroke, and Josh hartled me and told me that he is the best swimmer he knows.
hartled by fattymattyPBP May 8, 2010

dual-hatted 

Having two duties, or wearing two hats
A boss's act of giving a competent employee an additional duty because:
a) management failed to account for a pressing need while planning
or
b) the employee slated to do that job is essentially worthless, and management feels compelled to task the next guy standing with the bad employee's duties
Since a senior staff member is horrible, my boss dual-hatted me as both logistics and operations manager.

I gave a presentation on maintaining a franchise's books, so the district manager dual-hatted me as both store manager and district comptroller.
dual-hatted by I-95 journey man July 31, 2010
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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