Where you take your hat off, followed up by pouring an entire alcoholicunit into it. You then proceed to absolutely slam the whole drink out of the hat.
When you rip a Haty, you have the right to Haty someone, which means they also have to slam a haty.
Hey man! Let me just rip a quick haty before the pre-party is over.
You then proceed to absolutely slam a haty.
When the Haty is secured, you then have the right to Haty someone.
A Hatley Chair (also known as a "Hatley" or a "Tampa 7's Throne") is the sad, slightly undersized single chair placed in the corner of a cheap motel room near the bed. The Hatley is were the cuckolded husband sits idly browsing his phone while his wife gets plowed raw by a train of better men.
Husband: I wish this Hatley Chair would recline.
Wife: *gags on another dude's bare penis*
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.