abrams 

a prestigious family name that simply means "better than you"

Boyfriend:You know that guy over there, sweety.
Girlfriend: Yea! ugh, he's so much hotter than you, he's GOTTA be an Abrams!
Boyfriend: Yes he is!

abrams by BiGLariot699 January 18, 2010

abrams 

A high-end suburb north of Green Bay, Wisconsin that is mainly populized by the upper-class. Abrams is well known for the number of wealthy families that live there. It is the second nicest place to live in Northeast Wisconsin, with Little Suamico being the best community in the area.

Girl1: Hey I met a guy from Abrams last night.
Girl2: I bet he's a keeper, anyone from Abrams is rich!

Girl1: Have you ever been in Abrams?
Girl2: I used to live there.
Girl1: I drove through it yesterday, and I couldn't believe how rich it was.
Girl2: Yeah, it's really classy. When my family lost all our money we couldn't afford to live there, so we had to move to Oconto Falls.

abrams by vhancock June 14, 2011

abrams 

Home to the worls largest populations on big titted blonde bimbos around. they cant find jobs in their own town so the travel near and far just to make a living

"that blonde must be from abrams cuz shes the ditsiest girl around dumb bitch"

abrams by the wormizzle October 13, 2006

Abrams 

A small town in Wisconsin, with it's occasional potheads and alcoholics. Except those little posers, who act like they own the place. The kids here are a part of the Oconto Falls School District, where they are introduced to the world of drugs. Everyone wants to hangout there, but nobody from Abrams knows why. Its dead here. The legends of Abrams have grown up and left.

Girl: Hey, lets go down to the bridge in Abrams and smoke weed.
Guy: Fuck no poser. I'm going to the Falls.
Girl: What's in the Falls?
Guy: Not you. That's for sure.

Abrams by GirlFromAbrams June 1, 2011

abrams derangement syndrome 

The medical term to describe the acute onset of paranoia and psychosis regarding director/producer/screenwriter/composer/actor J.J. Abrams. Symptoms include hyperbolic statements with the fixation of lens flares and shakey camera angles. Abrams Derangement Syndrome typically affects nerds and geeks with selective amnesia who seem to forget that the Star Wars prequels were garbage, and so was Star Trek: Nemesis and Star Trek: Enterprise. But for some reason, J.J. Abrams is worse than George Lucas, Rick Berman and Brannon Braga combined.

Person 1: "I took my girlfriend to see Star Trek Into Darkness. We thought that was a great movie!"

Person 2: "JJ Abrams is the worst thing to happen to Star Trek! There were lens flares everywhere and he absolutely ruins the franchise! God, I can't even imagine what he'll do to Star Wars!"

Person 1: "I think you should smoke a bowl, dude. You're suffering from serious Abrams Derangement Syndrome."

abrams derangement syndrome by T-Rocknrolla September 14, 2013

J.J. Abrams 

Synonym for Fuckhole in the Trek universe.

We're gonna make you eat our shit! Then we're gonna make you shit out our shit! Then we're gonna make you eat your shit, which is made up of our shit which we made you eat!

J.J. Abrams - Fuck this fucker up his mother fucking ass.

J.J. Abrams by Coffeman May 22, 2013

J.J. Abrams 

noun, media
Term for an unimaginative, nihilistic director/producer who takes major film franchises from your childhood known for their wonder and for untouchable protagonists, and pumps them full of needlessly bleak, depressing, post modern themes in which no one is safe for his own entertainment. This holds especially true of a producer/director who kills off major, well loved characters for mere shock value.

synonyms: asshole, goth kid, moody teenager, modern artist

"Wow, that guy took it way too far with the Star Wars franchise. There's some things you just shouldn't do. What a J.J. Abrams. Oh, that's his name? What a coincidence."

J.J. Abrams by zagbison92 March 29, 2016