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Offensive term used to describe a bretherin with an unnattractive face, likened to messy hair following the removal of a hat or cap.
Shutup bitch, you've got a fuckin hatface. Move from me.
hatface by the jester 2006 July 19, 2006
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A person who possesses a face you instinctively want to punch.
With his pug nose and small, beady eyes, Taylor Lautner is a classic hitface.
hitface by Charles Dunbar September 6, 2011
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An emotion, felt only by men, in which sadness occurs in the front of the face during an emotional episode. Not unlike the sensation after a sneeze, hotface does not produce tears, but rather produces a pressure close to crying that can easily be grunted away.
When Mel Gibson died at the end of Braveheart, I got insane hotface.
Hotface by sadfnkjngkjhd February 4, 2010

hotfaced 

When you get excited and are borderline obsessed with something, you can't stop thinking about it.
I am hotfaced on my new glasses. I am hotfaced on getting a new car. I am hotfaced on your mom.
hotfaced by Hotfaced May 13, 2007
n.

1. A person who eats a lot and is lazy and stupid.
2. An American.
"You're all fat, oil-guzzling hamfaces!"
hamface by B. Chunky December 3, 2005
A condition where an individual's accidental behavior, speech, or social interactions create a sense of immediate and overwhelming embarassment, so as to cause a very strong blushing reaction in the facial area. This rush of blood to the cheeks and forehead noticeably raises the skin temperature, creating a condition of a hot face. Also known as a "hotface moment".
"Man, I just had a hotface moment when I went up to this chick and asked 'Yo, bitch, why did'nt you call me last week?'

"I thought it was my girl Tina, but instead it was a total stranger. I had to apologize and I was all hotface"
A person or one who is of a high physical attraction, usually pertaining to their face.

Coined by a Sambam.
Hey there hotface! :3
Hotface by Iten Neseta, Sambam January 31, 2005
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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