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haterbate  

(v.) to haterbate. To masturbate while feeling either angry, furious, mad, annoyed, etc.masturbate jack off Cleveland steamer rusty trombone Cincinnati bowtie spider manangry dragon
"I was about to blow my load when she forces me pull out, which made me steaming mad, so I had to haterbate and cum all over her chest."
haterbate by mattymills11 December 22, 2008
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haterbate 

To masturbate to a past significant other after you had a nasty break up because you still have great naked pics of them and/or awesome sex memories.
Bro 1: Mayn i jerked it hella hard last night.

Bro 2: Did you go on Redtube bro?

Bro 1: Nah I looked at the nudies Molly had sent me before we split.

Bro 2: Bro you hardcore Haterbated... nice.

bro 1 "high five" bro 2
haterbate by scooterchill April 18, 2011

Haterbate 

Stroking from pure hate instead of pleasure.
I only look at pictures of my ex while I haterbate.
Haterbate by HonestMistake May 31, 2018
Harvatero (or Harbatero) is a male GRO (Guest Relations Officer)--nightclub worker in asia. Masculine version of Harvatera. Related to "Husto" in Japan.

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Antonio is a Harbatero in Tokyo.
Harbatero by Harvatero June 20, 2021

harbatera 

Harbatera has the same meaning as Harvatera. Harvatera is a Guest Relations Officer (G.R.O.) usually in the Macao area or Southern China area.
Karen works as a Harbatera in a Macao club.
harbatera by Osting Macao March 26, 2020

hiberbate 

To pass the winter in a dormant or torpid state of excessive masturbation.
as a verb:
"All he did last winter was hiberbate."
as a noun:
"This smallness of this town is conducive to hiberbation."
or
"I envy that particular individual for his consummate position as an avid hiberbator."
hiberbate by downbeat March 14, 2004

HARBATERA 

A Harbatera is a guest relations officer (GRO) working in a male club in aaia.
Karen works as a Harbatera at the Hong Kong Club.
HARBATERA by VP Osting Macao March 26, 2020
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