haterbate

(v.) to haterbate. To masturbate while feeling either angry, furious, mad, annoyed, etc.masturbate jack off Cleveland steamer rusty trombone Cincinnati bowtie spider manangry dragon

"I was about to blow my load when she forces me pull out, which made me steaming mad, so I had to haterbate and cum all over her chest."

by mattymills11 December 22, 2008

haterbate

To masturbate to a past significant other after you had a nasty break up because you still have great naked pics of them and/or awesome sex memories.

Bro 1: Mayn i jerked it hella hard last night.

Bro 2: Did you go on Redtube bro?

Bro 1: Nah I looked at the nudies Molly had sent me before we split.

Bro 2: Bro you hardcore Haterbated... nice.

bro 1 "high five" bro 2

by scooterchill April 18, 2011

Haterbate

Stroking from pure hate instead of pleasure.

I only look at pictures of my ex while I haterbate.

by HonestMistake May 31, 2018

hiberbate

To pass the winter in a dormant or torpid state of excessive masturbation.

as a verb:
"All he did last winter was hiberbate."
as a noun:
"This smallness of this town is conducive to hiberbation."
or
"I envy that particular individual for his consummate position as an avid hiberbator."

by downbeat March 14, 2004

haterade

a figurative drink representing a modality of thought. those who consume it are themselves consumed by the negativity which with they speak.

damn bro, quit doming yourself on haterade. (see to the dome)

by Lu Xiangshang July 24, 2003

haterade

A trace vitamin that restores your ability to continue hating long after most people would give it up.

I had no more energy for hating the deserving bastard. So I bought a six pack of haterade and continued all thru the night

by Holly Trunk March 30, 2004

Hoverbate

The act of standing over a sleeping individual without the person knowing and masterbating.

Rosie hoverbated over Warren last night.

Warren is the most accomplished hoverbater.

by Nastycindy March 7, 2010