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pretty-girl hate machine 

A group of girls, usually preps between 13 and 21, who think they are inherently better than everyone else and as such have the right to make other girls feel inferior.
Girl 1: Did you hear what Jessica and her friends said about Kate?
Girl 2: Ignore them, they are just a pretty-girl hate machine.

Hate me girl 

a girl who goes out of their way to impress boys and make them seem that they're "not like other girls" using self deprecation.
Hate me girl: 8dramatic sigh* God Im ugly and no one likes me
Girl: WTF

Girl that Hates Minions 

A youtube video posted on June 22, 2015 titled "I HATE MINIONS SO MUCH" about a girl saying she got a minion plushy from a crane machine when she was going for a Webkinz plushy because she has a Webkinz charm bracelet but instead got a minion plushy which you might think is not so bad but she quote on quote says she has a melt down when seeing one in public and she starts to cry. In the video she cries and tries to break the minion stuff animal. At the beginning she tries to crush a Dr. Pepper can with her hands.
Dude in 2021: Hey do you remember that "girl that hates minions" from 5 years ago that was a funny video.

Another dude in 2021: I wonder if she still has that phobia today?

i hate girls 

this girl gets in my head to much man they are so annoying cause i love them but they hate me
i hate girls cause they are hoes and won’t like me back

apex ass ur les u hate girls u release normal parents 

a antonym for the fortnite balls song, kills anybody who is sussy
mohammedontavious: fortnite balls im ga-. chingchongman: apex ass ur les u hate girls u release normal parents. mohammedontavious: *dies of death cutely*

i hate my girlfriend thread 

A bunch of lonley ass twitter men that never had a real bad bitch before.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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