hatejerking

"hatejerking", verb: The act of masturbation performed under situations of duress or extreme emotional turmoil. See also, "rapejerking".

"That bitch pissed me off so bad I had to go to the bathroom and to do some hatejerking."

"Hatejerking?"

"Yeah. I got going so good I climaxed and punched myself right in the balls."

by Asmodeus the Magnificent September 22, 2011

hateworking

When you want to do social networking but you get enemies instead.

Ale: How was the meeting? Have you made some contacts?
Sofi: No I haven't. There was only hateworking there for me.

by alexdontsurf May 16, 2018

hateworking

When you want to do social networking but you get enemies instead.

Ale: How was the meeting? Have you made some contacts?
Sofi: No I haven't. There was only hateworking there for me.

by alexdontsurf May 16, 2018

hatejacking

Angrily working your member.

When you come to fruition and blast a hole in your wall with the power of 1000 suns, either because of premature postnut guilt turned into anger out of sexual frenzy, or because you didn't want to jerk it in the first place and sort of rape-masturbated yourself, being converted to anger/extreme self hatred by a similar sexual frenzy. Can be triggered by other means

I was watching porn yesterday and saw a girl that looked my ex. There wasn't even enough time to get sad because I was thrown into a cycle of hatejacking and now my cock is peeling like sunburn

by worldclasspornaddict June 25, 2025