The act of autoerotic asphyxiation. When one chokes (hangs) themselves while masterbating to achieve a stronger orgasm. Hangjacking is best done with a spotter.
Dude was hangjacking in a dog costume and accidentally hung himself... He should've had a spotter...
by Joenoff March 3, 2024
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Kind of sexual but not really.
Pretty much just owning at whatever is happening.
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The stealing of one's Ham or Ham product
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Nagging.
Getting on someone's case.
Fucking Up
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Doing something good; helping. Might sound sexual.
Kind of sexual but not really.
Pretty much just owning at whatever is happening.
or
The stealing of one's Ham or Ham product
or
Nagging.
Getting on someone's case.
Fucking Up
or
Doing something good; helping. Might sound sexual.
Yo dude, I totally just hamjacked at croquet yesterday.
Bro, that crazy ass bitch just hamjacked my fucking bacon!
Stop hamjacking me bitch!
Yesterday, after the party man, Lauren hamjacked me all the way home.
Bro, that crazy ass bitch just hamjacked my fucking bacon!
Stop hamjacking me bitch!
Yesterday, after the party man, Lauren hamjacked me all the way home.
by Iknowhowtohamjack July 22, 2012
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Example of Hashjacking:
Omg check out this cool thing or a tweet full of hashtags
#NYCMarathon
#PrimarySchoolMemories
#Secondaryschoolmemories
#IveAlwaysWantedTo
Omg check out this cool thing or a tweet full of hashtags
#NYCMarathon
#PrimarySchoolMemories
#Secondaryschoolmemories
#IveAlwaysWantedTo
by zqtwho November 6, 2011
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When you come to fruition and blast a hole in your wall with the power of 1000 suns, either because of premature postnut guilt turned into anger out of sexual frenzy, or because you didn't want to jerk it in the first place and sort of rape-masturbated yourself, being converted to anger/extreme self hatred by a similar sexual frenzy. Can be triggered by other means
When you come to fruition and blast a hole in your wall with the power of 1000 suns, either because of premature postnut guilt turned into anger out of sexual frenzy, or because you didn't want to jerk it in the first place and sort of rape-masturbated yourself, being converted to anger/extreme self hatred by a similar sexual frenzy. Can be triggered by other means
I was watching porn yesterday and saw a girl that looked my ex. There wasn't even enough time to get sad because I was thrown into a cycle of hatejacking and now my cock is peeling like sunburn
by worldclasspornaddict June 25, 2025
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