hangjacking

The act of autoerotic asphyxiation. When one chokes (hangs) themselves while masterbating to achieve a stronger orgasm. Hangjacking is best done with a spotter.

Dude was hangjacking in a dog costume and accidentally hung himself... He should've had a spotter...

hangjacking by Joenoff March 3, 2024

Hamjacking 

Tearing it up.
Kind of sexual but not really.
Pretty much just owning at whatever is happening.

or

The stealing of one's Ham or Ham product

or

Nagging.
Getting on someone's case.
Fucking Up

or

Doing something good; helping. Might sound sexual.

Yo dude, I totally just hamjacked at croquet yesterday.

Bro, that crazy ass bitch just hamjacked my fucking bacon!

Stop hamjacking me bitch!

Yesterday, after the party man, Lauren hamjacked me all the way home.

Hamjacking by Iknowhowtohamjack July 22, 2012

hashjacking 

When somebody else jacks your or others hashtags to promote there twitter page or product

Example of Hashjacking:
Omg check out this cool thing or a tweet full of hashtags
#NYCMarathon
#PrimarySchoolMemories
#Secondaryschoolmemories
#IveAlwaysWantedTo

hashjacking by zqtwho November 6, 2011

hatejacking 

Angrily working your member.

When you come to fruition and blast a hole in your wall with the power of 1000 suns, either because of premature postnut guilt turned into anger out of sexual frenzy, or because you didn't want to jerk it in the first place and sort of rape-masturbated yourself, being converted to anger/extreme self hatred by a similar sexual frenzy. Can be triggered by other means

I was watching porn yesterday and saw a girl that looked my ex. There wasn't even enough time to get sad because I was thrown into a cycle of hatejacking and now my cock is peeling like sunburn

hatejacking by worldclasspornaddict June 25, 2025